"Spill of Heaven, Aisle Seven" from Rejected: Tales of the Failed Dumped & Canceled

"Spill of Heaven, Aisle Seven" by Lou Perez from Rejected: Tales of the Failed Dumped & Canceled (edited by Jon Friedman). Read at The Rejection Show Valentine's Day Heartbreak Haven at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NYC. (NSFW, language)

Order Rejected: Tales of the Failed Dumped & Canceled here: http://www.tinyurl.com/rejectedbook

Praise for Rejected: Tales of the Failed Dumped & Canceled:

"The overall quality of the work is remarkable; Friedman allows his writers immense latitude in style and substance while keeping his theme front and center. The collection has something for everyone, laughs on just about every page, and an ultimately uplifting spirit." Publishers Weekly

"Rejected is the Das Kapital of schadenfreude." Dennis Miller

"Hilarious stories about thwarted romance, on-the-job disasters and other doomed but worthy pursuits." Oprah Magazine

"Rejected makes you feel a whole lot better." The Today Show

"Rejected provides hope in collective loserdom." NY Times

"Painfully funny tales that will resonate with anyone whos suffered humiliation." Elle

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The Rejection Show
• Jon Friedman
• Random House
• Lou Perez
• Heaven