6000 year old Earth brought to you by Republican Senator Sylvia Allen.

Another example of Republican and Right Wing Stupidity. This woman is a Senator elected by the people of Arizona.

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[saigondj]

she is right all you ignorant dufus

[tricklessmagic]

@saigondj wipe your ass and have it for lunch why don't you

[azzy314159]

She said the earth was here 6000 years ago. She did not say there was nothing before that, so let us give her the benefit of doubt. Nobody in his or her sane mind can argue that it was created 6000 years ago ( because it was created 4500 years ago)

How do I know that?

Answer: Well, the bible says so.

And what is the proof that the bible is true?

Answer: The bible says that is the truth.

[tricklessmagic]

@azzy314159 she is genius. LOL

[azzy314159]

@tricklessmagic No, I was just clarifying the great words of wisdom inflicted upon us by this sage(ess?)The credit goes entirely to the smart folk of Az.who elected her to the senate. Some more like her and we will be able to make the great leap back to the middle ages. We will then be allowed to burn this witch upon the stake.

[tricklessmagic]

@azzy314159 I feel your pain!

[iCommentatez]

I wouldn't entrust her with a wiffle bat, much less some uranium.

[Zentz29]

@camichael74 What is a huge problem in the scientific community?

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Yeah, he at least dresses the part.

Pretty scary that Santorum got as much momentum as he did though.

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle The ONLY candidate I think that's worth taking a look at is John Huntsman. At least he believes that Earth is 4.5 billion years old, the climate is changing and that laws shouldn't be based on religious doctrine. Aside from him though you're absolutely, 100% right.

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Even with those three gone, that will leave two Mormons in their magic underwear and an amoral, lying prick who left his wife while she was battling cancer because she wasn't pretty enough the be on the arm of a president. Ron Paul's interesting, but just a little too eccentric and too old for most of the voters. It's not a particularly appealing slate of candidates.

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle Well it looks like we won't have to worry about voting for him and possibly Michelle Batshit too since the rumor is they plan on dropping out. Now if we can get rid of Santorum...

[ChipArgyle]

@JonasPlanck I think you've nailed it. And Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone too. Imagine the fear that will be struck into the hearts of America's enemies, likely to be religious fundamentalists as well, as they see an unbeatable army of long-haired gays and lesbians running toward them, menacingly threatening them with dead animal parts.

And to think we bothered to invent nuclear weapons. What fools we are, hey?

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Well, you got me on that one! OK, I'll be more accurate and say that he's selective about which science he thinks is real and useful. He doesn't believe in evolution, so he better not ever use any vaccines or bacterial antitoxins because they clearly don't exist. And I bet he never had an appendix either, regardless of whether or not it was ever removed.

[JonasPlanck]

@ChipArgyle The jawbone of an ass, I think. If it worked for Samson, it'll work for our brave troops! Of course, he'll also have to put a stop to military hair-cuts, because that would interfere with the magic, but... oh wow, I just figured out why our wars keep turning into quagmires! IT'S THE HAIRCUTS!!!!

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't be support the F-35 JSF? The most technologically advanced fighter in the world (arguably)? I wonder if he thinks its actually just a pulpit that flies so the pilot and call upon God's wrath at 35,000 feet to smite the enemies of America.

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Exactly. Elect Rick Perry as President so you can all hop on his express train back to the dark ages. Funny thing - he's pro religion and pro war, but anti-science, so what are his preferred weapons? Sticks and rocks? Or does he consider modern weaponry tolerable voodoo?

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle The world will laugh at us as they surpass us in every category of technological development and we'll turn ourselves into a third world country of idiots and fools who think praying is going to solve the drought or economic hardships we inflicted upon ourselves.