Hellsing Abridged Episode Six: Dungeons & Divas

Alucard brings the noise, Luke brings the funk, Walter calls doorknob, Integra gets gangsta and Seras fights off fanboys in the sixth episode of Hellsing Abridged by Malakodis studios.


EPISODE SIX CREDITS:

Gavilan
(SCHRODINGER)

Demonfox
(ZOMBIE)

Daglot Alta
(LUKE HELLSING-ZOMBIE)

Milestone
(JAN)

Cheesecake
(WALTER)

Kapnobatai
(INTEGRA-SERAS)

Malakodis
(ALUCARD-NARRARATOR-MAJOR)

MUSIC:
Man-Man-Engwish Bwudd------------- (Opening Theme)
Matsuo Hayato-Gradus Vita------------(A song actually used in Hellsing?!?)
Matsu Hayato-Makai Kyokai Sen------(Another one?!?)
Dorrough-Ice Cream Paint Job--------(Yeeeah Buddy)
The Bee Gees-Stayin' Alive------------(Sort of ironic)
VNV Nation-Electronaut-----------------(A potent hallucinogen)
Moussorgsky-Night on Bald Mountain-(Fantasia-scares everyone)
Nobuo Uematsu-Battle theme-----------(Final Fantasy VII FTW!)
Vivaldi-Winter Allegro-----------------------(My fave of the seasons)
The Shins-New Slang---------------------(Credit music)
Das Engelandlied----------------------------------(I think...)

And: some open-source music here and there...

FUN FACTS!

This episode was released on Malakodis' birthday. Wootness!

Luke and Jan were voiced over a month apart.

The Major was voiced the same day of the release.

This episode was re-written 1,386 times.

Seras' boobs were able to endure 31 takes of the "FALCON PUNCH!" scene.

All those ghoul voices you hear moaning "RAAAPE?"- thats only two people.

For their lovely performance, all zombie fanboys got a signed photo...from Penwood.

Black lingerie doesn't look half as good on Penwood.

Walter just randomly saluted during the funeral shooting, everyone just followed along.

Alucard morphs into small girl form so he can go in the tubes at Chuck E. Cheese.

The bonus feature was written 4 months before the rest, same time as episode 0 through 2.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hellsing
• abridged
• series
• funny
• alucard
• seras
• parody
• spoof
• anime
• episode
• six
• divas
• dungeons
• integra
• OVA
• malakodis
• malakodistudio
• shits
• giggles
• jan
• luke
• major
• schrodinger
• disco
• walter

[TheOddballJohnson]

3:26 - 3:42 the funniest fucking shootout i have ever watched

[CrusixBlade]

The safety dance lyrics where never so bad ass till Allicard got ahold of them....

[Sakerasuijima]

i feel so cheated :( TT.TT i was waiting for seras to be like 'should have gotten that inferno insurance after all biaaatch!'

[10DarkMoon]

FALCON PUNCH!!! pure epicness

[death2pizza]

the ending made my day. i love the shins!

[kriskei]

bitches love cannons

[countryandpivot]

@sergeantpineda123 Man man- English Bwud

[ssj4yamijames]

when i watch this alucard is really creepy

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

6:09 - 6:24 HAHAHAHA XD AHAHA

[sergeantpineda123]

whatz the name of the opening song?

[Nyrufa]

Integra: Does she look like a bitch?

Yan: She sure as hell does!

Priceless. ^_^

[SuperFenix10]

Nice Boondocks/Pulp Fiction reference.