Fire Safety Song

For those of us who need advice on how to avoid a firey death, but look to YouTube for instant information rather than read about it or ask a fireman. Ahem.
The quality of this song is diabolically bad, and I KNOW that, so no need to tell me.
Also, please note that I don't care if you dial a different emergency number, so if you feel compelled to tell me that the US dials 911 instead of 999, don't. I will not praise you for it.

Music is Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert.

::LYRICS::

Now when your house is burning down,
follow these rules now, do not frown,
you must keep close to the floor and close
all the windows and doors now...
Otherwise you will soon die.

Call 999
And if you find you have the time,
ask for the fire brigade and say
that your house has just been slayed...
by the inferno of Hell.

Do not attempt
to have a barbeque inside your cosy bungalow.
This will result in a quite large catastrophe,
so how to put out a fire, you should know.

Generally, use H2O,
that's water if you did not know,
you should avoid using petrol and
also compressed aerosol cans...
You will end up with no face.

Fire alarms, can come in quite handy
when you're surrounded by huge flames.
They will alert you when you must make your escape
but if the batteries are dead, you're to blame...

Do not play with matches or lighters,
they can be quite nasty blighters,
it could mean the difference between death
and one more meaningful breath.
So you must make the right choice.

So remember these lovely rules,
and you will not look like a fool.
All that's left to say is goodbye friends,
don't make me tell you again...
Fire is quite harmful.

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• SteveBobTwonkPants
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[nhimrod123456]

wtf 999? i thought it was 911?????????

[SteveBobTwonkPants]

@nhimrod123456 It is.

[littlehornydevil69]

you dont shut all the doors or windows you fool if you do you will get backdraft when you open the door look backdraft up

[SteveBobTwonkPants]

You close the windows and doors to help cut off oxygen from the fire, thus preventing it from spreading.

I wrote this for a school assembly, I honestly don't give a monkey's nuts about backdraft. If your house is on fire, you're not going to open the door and go back in, are you?

Terribly sorry I excluded your favourite fiery feature, I should've come to you first. -___-

[littlehornydevil69]

and i am sorry that you will die in a fire in 2 years

[SteveBobTwonkPants]

You're taking this way too seriously. I've said it before, I made this for a school assembly, didn't take it seriously at all, they liked the fun side of it. I put it on YouTube because my friends thought it was funny, not because I thought it'd be beneficial for anyone.

If you can't take my video as a bit of a joke, then you either have no sense of humour or are just arguing for the sake of arguing. I appreciate the dangers of backdraft, but I'm not changing this just for you.

[954536]

it's really interesting flash.

I want to use this material for my kid.

Would you post the lyrics of this song?

I'm asian do it's a little difficult for me to catch all of the lyris.

[popsoda22]

for all the idiots for the 999 thing hes from europe somewhere and there its 999

[AwsomeFan2010]

@nhimrod123456 999 is English Emergency Services!!! 911 is American! DUH!!!!!

[SheaIsDope27]

wow lol

[rjconnolly64]

@nhimrod123456 It's 999 in the UK

[SpecializedChild462]

@nhimrod123456 that's the number in italy ( was in italy last year).

[kimisrandom]

dont put out a fire with petrol or you'll have no face .......... I NEVER REALIZED THAT O.O

[brickman067]

This fucking sucks man.

[whitehousehotel]

you could just say 112 it stands for 911 999 etc

[SenorBougliani]

annie's theme song

[ozzfrancais]

@nhimrod123456

This MIGHT be from a different country...just saying. Not everything is American.

[fawa750]

@nhimrod123456 Not everyone in the world used 911...