Snake Eyes voice changer this year's hottest toy

In this Very Little Knowledge business news report exclusive article, we profile this year's hot toy: a voice changer helmet that makes kids sound exactly like the GI Joe character Snake Eyes. Unfortunately, it does not make you a super-cool ninja.

Snake Eyes has always been a money maker. First, Hasbro saved money by making an action figure in an all-black costume with no details. Then, the cartoon production company saves money by not hiring a voice actor. A note to toy manufacturers: If you want an economic cartoon and toy property, create something called Mime Force!

If you're wondering what the random thing at the end is, check out Picnicface and Powerthirst. And after that check out some of their other stuff. They're funny. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle. All pictures copyright Hasbro or Devil's Due Publishing. There really isn't a voice changer helmet, by the way.

Father played by Frank Farrant.

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[CasimusxPrime]

Ha ha. Very funny.

[Surbeauzer]

fucking wonderful!!! Great work!