IF I HAD SOME GRAMMAR - Jim Terr parody of If I Had a Hammer

Grammar-mistakes parody of Peter Paul and Mary's "If I Had a Hammer." What more can I say? Inspired by looking around for old PP&M songs after the death of Mary Travers. God bless her - rest in peace. Grammar, usage, diction, diagramming sentences - whatever - a lot of it is just common sense. Watch for a sequel, since I left out a few. Dedicated to Language Persons everywhere. To see all Jim Terr YouTube videos enter HYMIEHYMIE in search line. Jim Terr website (free-lance creative): http://www.JimTerr.com

LYRICS (c) 2009 Jim Terr

If I had some grammar, Id hammer between the morning
All the way to the evening, Id be all, like Hey, Im hammering!
I could care less about justice, or as regards to freedom, --
Id just lay around hammerin out love, between my brother and I,
Allll over this land.

If I was a grammar person, Id of yammered more ofTen,
Trying hard to not sofTen, what I need for you to understand. -
But thing was, is, I was like self-medicating myself,
Like escapism on steeeroids,
Alls Im trying to say / is like, Im totally psyched,
Hammering out love, all over this land Oooohhh.

If I was up on my grammar, from whomever would teach me,
If him or her could of reached me, Id be talking pretty good. --
Theres some people to which I been speaking to,
theyd be all, like Whoo whoo whoo
That guy he talks so nice, what would his price, cost, to teach me to talk good too?
Whooo

Category:

Education

Tags:

• grammar
• language
• diction
• usage
• English
• mistakes
• errors
• correct
• proper

[ModulationAlert]

Thanks, that made me laugh! I was walkin' down the street and I was all like, totally!

[hymiehymie]

@ModulationAlert I totally appreciate that. I was all like I could care less that i have a comment but then I looked at it and I was like totally too, as well.

[time2sit]

Another ONE-derful expression of your ONE-derful creativity!