This Is Why I Brunch! Mims Parody

Filipowski's parody of Mims' This is Why I'm Hot- This Is Why I Brunch. Getting hungry? Lets do brunch. info@like2laugh.com 914-629-1225
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Featuring Josh Filipowski, Eric Andre, Jonesy, Linda San Lucas, Justin Miele, Sis, Jesse K, Rob Cantrell, Dan Frigolette, Megan Leitzinger. Recorded at Legends Recording Studios w/ Nick Price & DJ Status.

LYRICS:
This is why I brunch
This is why I brunch
This is why this is why
This is why I brunch
[2x]
Its too late for breakfast
Don't feel like a lunch
This is why this is why
This is why I brunch
Its too late for breakfast
Don't feel like a lunch
This is why this is why
This is why I brunch
[2x]
[Verse 1:]
This is why I brunch, we outta Captain Crunch
Got up in the morning and I don't feel like makin lunch
So I sit back & smoke a couple bowls (Wake n bake!)
Feel like an egg & cheese but we fresh outta rolls
Thinking what to do- damn hungover too
Way too soon to get drunk before noon
This is what I do- I'll just call the crew
We can rendezvous at the brunch around 2.
So I call the spot & make a reservation
Think about the lovely food I'm bout to be tastin
I'm eatin n drinkin like I'm on a vacation
Nothing beats Sunday afternoon inebriation.
You don't even have to get dressed, hair all a mess
No need to obsess you're only meeting Aunt Bess
You can stay at home & put waffles in your toaster
While I'm chillin drinkin bloody maries and mimosas!
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
This is why I brunch, yeah it's time to eat
Maybe I will go to the diner down the street
Or that famous restaurant from that TV show
Where Kramer George Elaine & Jerry always used to go (Seinfeld!)
Maybe Brother Jimmy's and hang out with the jocks
Or hit H&H for delicious bagels & some lox
Maybe Mickey D's for a bacon egg and cheese
You'll clog your arteries, climbin stairs you start to wheeze
Make the healthy choice and go to brunch please
If you got no cash pay with credit it's a breeze
Diners, bistros, pubs- as long a they got grub
Trattorias, Pizzarias I'm eatin dubs
We getting brunch after a night at the clubs
& stop by the Asian lady to go and get a rub
Some wake up and lean, hit snooze button and dream
I'm getting up for Brunch and you know just what I mean
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
This is why I brunch, yo I don't like to snack
I can get a cheeseburger or a pancake stack
Eggs benedict, some saucy baby backs
After I eat so much I wanna take a nap (That's tha ITIS!)
I'll have one of each, please excuse my reach
Just tryin' to have some brunch before I go to the beach.
Who's gonna clean up after the dog on the leash?
I ain't tryin' to see no p-- while I'm eating my quiche!
Some say brunch is lame, I tell them no way
Where else can you get that freshly squeezed OJ?
With one low price, that you gotta pay (Prix Fixe!)
We be brunchin' now like every single day
Breakfast has so little, food that you can munch
Dessert is real good, but you can't eat a whole bunch
You can take me out to dinner & you can buy me lunch-
But all I really wanna do is go and get some brunch!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brunch
• Mims
• Hot
• Parody
• Funny
• Music
• Video
• Josh
• Filipowski
• Seinfeld
• Yankees
• Alex
• Rodriguez

[michellelemon]

you can't get a bacon egg and cheese at McDonald's at 2pm.. ;)

[joshfilipowski]

@michellelemon Touché, Ms. Lemon. Touché.

[vishnu59]

DIS NIKAKH IS SICKK

[joshfilipowski]

@vishnu59 muchisimas gracias!

[drvulich]

for your info i actually wrote my song in january. my video work sucks i know that. but as far as the lyrics and the flow, i got u beat hands down!!

[joshfilipowski]

interesting theory...

[bananamarshmallow20]

I cant stop watching it its so funny!

Aunt Bess is funny also!

[sickskillz97549]

u da man

[SuperHerbalTea]

Funeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!cute dimples

[iamhaneil]

@AnimeForever2007 love your comment :D, "this why I youtube"

[iamhaneil]

ha ha ha, love it!!!

[valpauldonikylegordo]

I brunch ha ha

[rblz97]

To late for breakfeast don't feel like a lunch, this is why, this is why, this is why I brunch (brunch)......sooooooooooo funny. :----)