"The Vic & Helen Show" : Cooking with Teresa Teng and Parachuting with Helen

"The Vic and Helen Show": Helen parachutes on behalf of Prestone anti-freeze (diluted 50/50), while the beautiful Teresa Teng discusses cuisine of the Orient.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• base jump
• no nudity
• NO XXX
• NO X IN NIXON

[procommenter]

Don't threaten to scratch my eyes out after trimming your nails. I dig the garbage-man's plight. I swear that he's no different than my current wife. He has no friends out-side the raunchy coterie of garbage-men. He has no gripes but cheesy gripes. Cripes! Truisms are factual insofar as they might as well be. The world is brimming with the dirt & sand & rock & salt to build a better cemetery; one in which we may be buried in a better world; a world of boast, pride, sea monsters & lip gloss.

[FinallyTheNight]

Peo. are philosophical, unlike all the other life-forms of Earth. Philosophy is synonymous w/religion. Peo. use philosophy (religion) to justify behavior that contradicts human nature. Since the condition of men is controlled by philosophy (laws, rites, precedents, -isms), no individual is capable of obeying the problematic/dogmatic tenets of atheism. Indeed atheism can only be the condition of entities that're incapable of philosophizing: toads, elm trees, bumble bees, bot-flies, rag weed, etc.

[procommenter]

The issue concerning the legality of his war is ignored by his sycophants. For Lincolnian lickspittles: Shoot someone who's attacking you in your home and then bleat your bleeding-hearted appeal about dividing the blame for spilled blood equally. The religion/philosophy of those who have been systematically wiped out by a tyrannical state is immaterial. Methodists, Pentecostals & janitors were killed during W.W.2 too.

[TheReboundingWorld]

Atheism is the condition of all our planet's lifeforms, except Humans. Human Beings concern themselves with the paranormal. Religion attempts to rescue order from chaos. [Evolutionary THEORY is a religion, therefor if you pose logical challenges you will be condemned as a heretic.]

[procommenter]

Infanticide is the pillar upon which our once-democratic republic rests.

[procommenter]

Pederasts must act "atheistically" during the commission of their crimes as pederasty, rape & cannibalism are godless (atheistic) acts.

[TransliteratedJumble]

(1) Elitist U.N. lackey plain Jane Goodall blames the fecundity of Equatorial Africa's emaciated women for the penury in which they suffer. No blame is shared by the U.N.'s International Monetary Fund that demands usurious interest on the money it "lends" to struggling republics; no blame is shared by

[TransliteratedJumble]

(2) the U.N.'s World Health Organization that's been routinely caught infecting women with hepatitis, & A.I.D.S. secreted in serums administered to prevent tuberculosis & influenza; no one's at fault for the thousands of mothers who have suffered miscarriage & death after taking mandatory vaccinations tainted with aborticides. Media darling Goodall is a 21st-century eugenicist modeled after 20th-century eugenicist Margaret Sanger.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Don't let your dog use the toilet to shit after you as he might catch your worms.

[KenyanObama]

"All things weird are normal in this whore of cities." — Eddie Constantine as secret agent 003 Lemmy Caution in Jean-Luc Godard's 1965 film "Alphaville."

[TransliteratedJumble]

[I despise every miserable second that Marvin Hamlisch lives.]

[AgonyInCrisis]

The police have been militarized: 80% of new recruits are soldiers whose hands are bloody from killing Arab children, mothers and befuddled old man. All cops are sadists. If the "few bad apples" supposition were true the majority of cops, with their high moral standards, would lay waste to the minority who dares to besmirch the police department's good name. American citizens are viewed as enemy combatants, which explains why we're referred to as civilians.

[SufferInJuly]

The only vote left to citizens is that in which we're given on the jury. Acquit anyone being tried for breaking an unjust law. Judge the law. Research "jury lawlessness" & jury nullification." 99% of U.S. currency exists on computers. The only real money being manufactured by the privately-held Fed. are coins. Nickels are now worth 5.5 cents ea. Save your coins. When the dollar collapses, as had the currency of S. Vietnam, paper bills won't be worth the effort it takes to pick them up.

[LoveTurnshateful]

“Micrometeorites travel at speeds of up to 100,000 kilometers per hour, and the heat generated when they crash into the Moon can flash-melt the silicate rock particles present on the lunar surface. Splashes of this molten material can then vaporize and dissociate into their constituent elements before coating other fragments of rock in a process is known as 'space weathering.' This process is virtually unknown on Earth.”

– fr. author Belle Dumé: a science writer at "Physics Web."

[SufferInJuly]

What we have here, in the performer Imogen Heap, is a young man with long hair, a padded brassier, and makeup. The masculine hands, height & narrow carriage (the necessity to wear a belt is obvious), all point to one undeniable reality: this is a MAN...and, consequently: you won't be seeing this person sporting a bikini, as this person has a scrotum, or as Austin Powers refers to "it": "a twig & 2 berries."

[Asparagusville]

At one time the automobile, the steam locomotive, the bi-plane, the wheel barrow were merely theoretical machines on their designers' drawing boards. In another era doctors theorized about preformationism and the mysterious homunculus and that a person's health was governed by the 4 humors: black bile, yellow bile, blood & phlegm. This theory was known as humorism (and/or humoralism). With the advent of the electron microscope, epidemiologists have discredited & debunked these theories.