"I Also Approve This Message" by Zach Valkyrie

Lyrics (as far as i can find...)

I am the donut lady
I am the civil engineer
I am the tractor salesman whos a stand-up comic at his daughters wedding

I am the court reporter
I am the guy in a sandwich suit
I am the third grade teacher and I approve this message

I am the dental hygenist
I am the undertakers son
Ill be the undertaker when the undertaker has been taken under

I am the tattoo addict
I am the runner-up Miss Maine
I am the ice cream vendor and I approve this message

And I am John the Baptist
And I am Nancy the Presbyterian
And I am Jerome the Jewish Unitarian Born-Again Buddhist Wiccan Agnostic

I am a banjo lawyer
I am the laptop pundit
I am the nascar widow and I approve this message

I am the conspiracy theorist
And I know five other conspiracy theorists...
...What? You think thats a coincidence?

I am the precinct walker
I am the polling place volunteer
I am the statistician and 4 out of 5 of me approve this message

(bridge)
and I am Yip Harburg
Saying it dont matter how high the throne
What sits on its the same as your own

And Im Molly Ivans
saying whats the difference whose in that chair
Change doesnt come from there
change comes from here

I am the huddled masses
I am the amber waves of grain
I am the toothless crone sitting in the shooting gallery at the county fair

I am the singer songwriter waitress
I am another mother for peace
I am the assistant scout master and I approve this message

I am the white house switchboard operator
and I approve this message

I am the arabic translator discharged because Im gay
and I approve this message

I am the first and last man to die for a mistake
and I approve this message

and Im the 82% of Americans who think were on the wrong track
and I approve this message

and Im the 18% of Americans who say hey could be worse!

And I am...
and I approve this message

And I am...
and I approve this message

And I am...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• satire
• songs
• election
• obama
• mccain
• one
• person
• vote
• unitarian
• roy
• zimmerman
• spoof
• zach
• valkyrie

[RoyZimmerman]

ZachValkyrie -

I heartily approve this message. Excellent work, Zach! Now, repeat after me, "Jerome...the Jewish...Unitarian..."

[ZachValkyrie]

Yeah, about that, I hadn't actually looked at the lyrics. (you noticed the kerouac/pundit mix up)

but it's all cool, man.

[Diaboloprikdk]

Hello. Can you tell me the chords u use for playing this song?

[ZachValkyrie]

Sorry, ask Roy. I've already taken too many liberties with his stuff...

[mrfoxtalbot]

these are the lirycs from the album, right?

Muchísimas gracias for the lyrics, mate :)

[ZachValkyrie]

I actually got these lyrics off the original song video on roy's channel.

(that's why I switched Kerouac with pundit)

[NancythePatriot]

Way to go, Zach Valkyrie, 18 year old registered Democrat!

I approve this message!

[TouchOfGreatness]

Nice version. I like how you did your own thing with it. Really cool!

[elvismilk]

It is banjo lawyer and laptop kerouac

[elvismilk]

That was cool of Roy to reply to your video, you did the song well

[niakitten]

LOL! Oh come on..."Jerome the Jewish Unitarian born-again Buddhist Wiccan agnostic" is the most fun line to sing!

(I'm a pantheist agnostic myself, but still...)

[kaburto1966]

Cool!