Fun with Big Head (Oblivion)

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An Argonian in the Shivering Isles gave me a quest to retrieve his magical fork...yeah, I'm not making this up. He's an interesting individual, but funny.

This is a video of what happens when you get his fork and deliver it to him. His responses were pretty funny, so I recorded them.

Oh, and for anyone wondering, the Fork of Horriplation (I think that was the name) is a weak one-handed blade weapon (think dagger) that injures your Magicka. I didn't fight with it at all, but I bet it's an unusual one to fight with.

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Entertainment

Tags:

• elder
• scrolls
• four
• 4
• TES4
• TES
• oblivion
• shivering
• isles
• big
• head
• fork

[Aerodian]

So if Big Head just happens to die...you get to keep fork yes? I would like to know.

hey does this look like a fork? ---E

or a trident?

[strangemodul3]

Yeah, you can swipe it from his body when he dies. Since he's dead, it's not his property anymore and doesn't count as a stolen item.

[Goldude]

They killed him because a Golden Saint saw him steal a fork.

[killerx4123]

best line is "Stabbing with bladess" >:] and poke poke poke

[DGTinderbox4lif3]

BIG HEAD. OH, BIG, BIG HEAD

[Dewani90]

@foojuice101 nah, i feel like is more rewarding to kill the dude, i only got a 5g fine for trespassing, it avoids big-head being killed by the thief, also the 450g is at level 32, think it's lower at lower levels, and i feel like avenging the poor guy of the note i found on one of the rooftops (thief guy stole his house, that in my book means death by daedric lord), and no matter how fast you complete the mad god quest, big-head may be killed in the process if the thief goes in his house

[foojuice101]

@Dewani90

You can have the thief guy arrested instead of getting the pearls. If you're a Mad God, you can ask that Redguard steward dude to throw him in jail

[Dewani90]

@foojuice101 as soon as i entered crucible i went to the house of the chef guy snd stole his pewter fork, that makes big-head pretty alive and well( he will not try to steal the pewter fork the chef guy has), also got rid of the thief guy (he is a bad thief anyway, and his quest doesn't give anything interesting, just 450 gold, bah, i have more than 100000 gold, why should i need more?, i get more money selling the flawless pearls he wants)

[ajsaccount1991]

Ni NI NI NI NI NI oh wait wrong NPC

[Maxables]

Beeg head!

[tiakpark]

In memory of Big Head. Completely Forked.

[SHOTRED555]

where do you find the fork ?

[Personmr]

"The blind shall see, the lame shall walk, the short shall tall, forks for all!" ALL HAIL THE MADGOD!

[foojuice101]

One day, I found Big-Head dead inside his house with all his clothes stolen. His house key was still on him so I took that and dragged his body to the foyer and put up a little shrine for him. Normally, with me having no morals, I would loot a dead guy's house and sell the stuff, but Big-Head was just so awesome so I kept everything in his house just as he had left them and lived in it.

RIP Big-Head :(