Bohemian Reality

This is a better quality version of Bohemian Reality, a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody written by Helen Austin. She is joined by Judy Wing and Sue Pyper at the Voices Three 2011 concert, which raised over $5000 for Hospice.

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught watching survivor, no escape from reality
Open your eyes and then exorcise your brain
I'm just a poor sod I have no life in me, because the
TV's on, TV goes, little brain, shitty show
Getting fit or fresh air doesn't really matter to me

To me
(Don't like science fiction, this is my addiction)
Mama I'm such a bore
(All day I've been itchin' to go and watch hell's kitchen)
Watch the box all through the week, even beauty and the geek
(Even like big brother even though it should be over)
Mama my life's lacking fun
(America's got talent is really quite brilliant)
Become more of a sad fucker everyday.
(just to see the drunken ranting made by hunky Hasselhof)

Mama ooooh, I can't stay out late
'Cause America's next top model's on at 8
Skinny girls, skinny girls
They need to eat some dinner.

(Hockey is quite boring, soaps just leave me snoring)
Too late the time has come
(Sitcoms can be witty, the people are quite pretty)
Hell's Kitchen's on at 7 then idol rewind at 11
(Don't like shows on history and all sports I find a mystery)
Goodbye everybody I have to go
(News I find depressing, maybe shows about cross dressing)
Got to leave you all behind to watch TV
(But give me Gordon Ramsay as he sweats and spits and bleeping swears)

Mama ooooh (don't like documentries)
I know this isn't right
I watch these shows from midday til midnight

I'm just a poor girl nobody loves
Dr Phil, Dr Phil can you sort out my problem
My fella just said that he used to be a girl oh no.

Jerry Springer (Jerry Springer) Jerry Springer (Jerry Springer)
Jerry Springer's who you need
Or Oooooprah

I'm a psycologist who deals with real problems
He's just a nutter who deal with all the weirdos
And all the girls who get out their boobs
Sleazy man, sleazy show we should put him on

Judge Judy no we will not let him go
Judge Judy we will no let him go
Judge Judy
We will not let him go (let him go)
Will not let him go (let him go)
Will not let him go
Let him go-o, no no no no no no no

Deal or no deal (take the money)
Is he gonna take the cash?
Who wants to be a millionaire, that's for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stop me from watching TV
So you think Simon Cowell is attractive to me
Oh Tyra, can I be a model Tyra
Just gotta get tall
Just gotta stop eating pies.

Nothing really matters
Except my remote control
Nothing really matters
Where's the show where I sold my soul
(Help me with my problem)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Bohemian Rhapsody
• Queen
• parody
• helen austin
• sue pyper
• judy wing
• kazoo
• hospice
• voices three

[MortQ42]

Any chance you could post the lyrics?

[heleneaustin]

@MortQ42 done!

[ninafromnorway]

genius! Bravo! =D

[cmsingerbill]

That was Great !!!!!

[Tadek59]

Awesome !!!

Bravo !

[faffytunes]

Nice selection of reality TV

And instrumental bits

Well done

[bigeeezy]

made me smile