Haha. YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY?!

errr... i made this in the summer... i got really REALLY fat..
this vid is filled with some of me and my brother''s favorite jokes. I know its not that funny so FUCK YOU and have a nice day!

o1. How do you kno wen you're at a gay picnic? The hot dog taste like shit.

o2. A girl runs home and ask her mom frantically... Girl : "mom is it true?" Mom: "wat dear?" Girl : " the same place guys put their penis is the same place babies come out?" Mom : "yes dear, why do you ask?" Girl : " wouldnt the baby knock my teeth out wen it comes out?!"

o3. Two hookers are standing on a corner. One looks to the other and says. " Dude, business is gonna be good tonite.. I SMELL COCK in the AIR!!" The other looks at her and says " No... i just burpped.."

o4. A couple was going through some finacial problems. SO he tells his wife she needs to start working the corners. The husband drops her off. A couple of hours later he comes back and asks her, "How much you make?" She replies, "i made $100 and 25 cents." The husband looks at her and says, "25 cent? who gave you a quarter?" The wife looks at him and says, "Everyone..."

Category:

Education

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• KanDee
• Spike
• Jokes
• Gay
• Hooker

[StaRi3xNiGhT]

hmmm i just noticed... who da hell was making popcorn T.T :p

[armusisag]

lmfao he was like "but it was delisios" 0.03

[XxPouringRedRainxX]

XD at the "everyone" part... Cracked me up

[KidCeee]

todays a nice day

beautifulllll

too bad we dont have food you ate it all

youre a pigg

but eet was delicious:D

[ANewYorkGirl]

LMFAO

"won't it knock all my teeth out?!"

haaaaahaaa

[HahaItzMimi]

"do you smell that"

"what?"

"smells like penis"

" HA HA HA! thats what i said 5 minutes ago"

"really?"

ROFLMAO

best<3

[Laoshun78]

first one to see it ;D

[Yayakills]

loooooool where the penis goes in the baby comes out hahaha

loooooooool her mouth nicee