Sophie's World English Project
Taken to the extreme!
Lyrics:
Yo fourth hour English and Ms. McCoy
Grab a hold of your seat we 'bout to make some noise
We got Kierkegaard, Marx, and Darwin in the house
These Philosophers three gonna tell ya what it's all about
Hey ladies and gents my name is Kierkegaard
My philosophy's easy, don't try to make it hard
Hegel's reppin' romanticism, man that's wack
You know the individual is where it's at,
Ignore trivial facts and any absolute truths
Cause faith springs life like the fountain of youth
Don't forget about the three stages on life's way
Keep aesthetics, ethics, religion in your dossier
There's a little something 'bout what I know
Now it's time for Karl Marx to come and steal the show
You make 1000 things a day but you can't buy one
I'm Karl Marx against exploitation
Materialistic dialectic, I'm Hegel with common sense
Historical dialectics I make history make sense
The rich control the state and check you get each month
But c'mon man the earth belongs to all of us
Capitalism's okay when it first arrives but the economic base controls your lives
And after a while things go too far
Then the people want communism so that they don't starve
The proletariat will rise up against the bourgeoisie
A revolution's coming that was started by me
I shook the whole world with my manifesto
Some were hatin' on me, buy you know I'm the best, yo
Religion is the opium, supressin' the masses
I envision a society without any classes
Gender equality, cheap food, free healthcare
Now that's the best system that I've seen anywhere
But after 45 seconds I've done enough 'stallin'
Now here's rap master Darwin with some rhymes that are ballin'
Charles Darwin here, I like to keep things fresh
By the way I spit my raps you can tell I'm the best,
Took a little trip to the Galapagos Isles
Early church beliefs I'm about to defile
Observed some birds with beaks of various sizes
This unexplored island was loaded with surprises
I wrote a ballin' book called The origin of species by means of natural selection, or the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life...
Certain traits within a species passed the test of time
The church be hatin' on me sayin' this is a crime
The pope called me up and said I was a liar
But you can check my pants, man, they ain't on fire
Life began in a primordial ooze
Evolution took the wheel and set it to cruise
From single-celled prokaryotes to Homo erectus
All them evolution haters better bow and respect us
Scientists today, they still be findin' proof
As if they needed justification to say I raise the roof
After all these sick rhymes, I hope you agree
That we're the three kings of philosophy
MY FAVS. ARE:
RYAN VENCIL
&
ZACH SMITH
SORRY RYAN SMELSER (I LIKED THE MONKEYS THOUGH)
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gftgrtrtyrty 5 months ago
You're good men!
binibi8 10 months ago