My rubbers got a hole in it by Ken Gentry

WELL I HAD JUST STROLLED INTO TOWN
WITH A SUITCASE IN MY HAND
TRYING TO FIND ME A WOMAN WITHOUT A JEALOUS MAN
SO I STOPPED OFF AT THE DRUGSTORE
NOT A NICKEL TO MY NAME
WELL I BEGGED AND BEGGED AND PLEADED
THEY SAID NO JUST THE SAME
SO I REACHED INTO MY POCKET AND I NOTICED ON THE FLOOR
THERE WAS JUST WHAT I NEEDED ONLY USED ONCE BEFORE

yEAH MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT
MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT
YEAH MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT AND LORD I FULL OF FEAR

IT SEEMS THERE WEREN'T NO USE OF ME LOOKING SO HARD
SEEMS I LEFT SOME DARK EYED WOMEN
WITH BLUE EYED CHILDREN IN THE YARD
SO I JUMPED THE COUNTY LINE WITH A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD
THERE'S DOZEN'S OF CHILDREN LORD AND THEY'RE ALL STATE FED

CUZ MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT
MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT
MY RUBBERS GOT A HOLE IN IT AND LORD I'LL BE DOING YEARS

SO IF YOU SEE A TRAVELING MAN DRIVING THRU YOUR TOWN
STANDING BY THE DRUGSTORE WITH HIS EYES UPON THE GROUND
HE'LL BE LOOKING MIGHTY WORRIED
YOU'LL SEE HIS HEAD TURN LEFT THEN RIGHT
SO DON'T YOU LEAVE YOUR WIVES AT HOME
WHEN YOUR WORKING LATE AT NIGHT

CHORUS

Category:

Music

Tags:

• original
• acoustic
• Ken Gentry
• rubbers
• funny

[sierraexplorers]

Thank you Brother!

I'm dying here thinking of Gram stealing Condoms and Meat!,,,To funny!

[qualityfirsth]

WTF Funny song

[elfbeast1]

My life story....Love it.

[earthbiscuit2000]

Condoms and meat Ha ha ha ha

[earthbiscuit2000]

Thanks Jason. I bugged Kenny until he finally recorded it. He wrote it with my deceased now, husband many years ago. Yes alcohol was involved! LOL

[emroth23]

hahahahaha great song lol cause my rubbers got a hole in it lol love it

[huskvnj]

Cool Kenny! or should I say "Free Wheelin' Frank"?!? you fabulous furry freak brother! ha ha

Hey Earthy Ask Gram to tell you his story when He stole condoms & meat at the supermarket & got caught!!! ha ha