Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

Fake Tales of San Francisco
Echo through the room
More point to a wedding disco
Without a bride or groom
There's a super cool band yeah
With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine
And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets
Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear, you know
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear your...

Fake Tales of San Francisco
Echo through the air
And there's a few bored faces in the back
All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks
A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit
And she's running to the streets outside
"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
"The band weren't very good"
And I'm not having a nice time."

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear, you know
(Kick me out, kick me out)

Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure thats far
Yeah I'm sure thats pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all of my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Yeah

Category:

Music

Tags:

• arctic
• monkeys
• fake
• tales
• of
• san
• fransisco
• lyrics

[Rewnskeyp]

had to sign into my yt account just to say how much bullshit youve just said. they never went to cowell ever, not once, alex has never met cowell and if he had he wouldnt go to him looking for a record deal. turners too intelligent and wanted to "make it" by coming up from the bottom. why would you even lie about this you stupid attention seeking wanker

[johndanbutz]

and yes i wanna tell u all my problems,your not from new york city your from rotherham....best bit

[juancampostrini]

this isn´t the original drums of the song...

[Rohansssguitar]

mate, dont bullshit, dont hate him cos u aint him

[masterofshreding]

aww it doesnt say fucking wank

[TheAlisson88]

PES2012 Soundtrack ! ;D

[greatezalor]

And all along I though it was "Get off the bandwagon, put up the amp on."

[HarukaHayate]

Haha, idiot.

[HowLongChong]

How you got all that info from that one line in the song i will never understand... crazy people are strange and elaborate bullshitters...

[toastrulz]

This is the demo version.

[noscirenamra]

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Yeah

[BestSanFranciscoBusi]

Beautiful San Francisco.