Tooth Floss

A musical parody video by Monstars Productions.

Original music: Lil' Mama's Lip Gloss

Parody music: Lil' Monsta Tooth Floss

Lil Monsta- Tooth Floss

Lil monsta
Whats wrong?
I just I want to be apart of the cool crowd, I just feel like I don't have what it takes
I have something here for you, take this toothfloss, it worked for me
Its flossin, its flossin, its flossin, its flossin

What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is cool, my tooth floss is flossin, Im smilin every morning and all the boys be stoppin,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is flossin, my tooth floss is cool, all the boys be stoppin at the dentist after school,

[Verse 1:]
Wake every morning, gots to brush my gums,
Floss those teeth, till theyre white and done,
I need good dental hygiene, cause I gots to look fly,
So all the boys who pass shout my oh my!
I aint got cavities, I dont want gum decay,
Brush morning, day, and night, three times a day,
I take care of my teeth, cause yep Im worth it,
After every dentist appointment, Im ready to work it.

What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is cool, my tooth floss is flossin, Im smilin in da classroom, and all the boys be stoppin,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is flossin, my tooth floss is cool, all the boys be stoppin at the dentist after school,

[Verse 2:]
When it's time for lunch, my eyes light up.
Chocolate Malted Madness in a five-foot cup.
Popcorn and riblets, Rolled up in bologna.
Grab some tooth floss for my all homies.
Some crackas use toothpicks to clean them's teeth.
They picking away, But them gums ain't clean.
You might be dumb, But I could just show ya.
Flossing out enough food to have leftovers.

What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is cool, my tooth floss is flossin, Im smilin afta lunch, and all the boys be stoppin,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is flossin, my tooth floss is cool, all the boys be stoppin at the dentist after school,

[Breakdown:]
Cause my tooth floss, its flossin, its flossin, its flossin, its flossin, x2




No Music
My teeth are so white, they so glossy,
You would never get this look without yo flossy,
And you best believe I aint havin gingivitis,
Dont be a hata boy, dont try and fight us,
I got mad respect for da crest, and da colgate,
Seein the doc three times a year, dont be late,
Gum disease betta know it aint puttin me unda,
Cause my floss is da lightning and da thunda,
Its important for yall kids to realize,
Our teeth arent a game, this is do or die,
Come on boys lets go and floss em,
Rest in peace for my baby teeth and tonsils

[Verse 3:]
Sittin in eighth period, waiting for my appointment,
Lookin at my pearly whites, thats cash money well spent,
My daddys out front waitin in da Bentley,
I just want to floss my teeth more gently,
Each time I roll to the dentist, my gums get wet,
We dropped 10 Benjamins for this dope tooth set,
Now that I got it, I dont ever wanna lose it,
Denchers aint a game boy, make sure you dont choose em.

I be lovin it, I be I be lovin it,
I be brushin em, I be I be brushin em,
I be flossin em, I be I be flossin em,
Ah my teeth, my teeth, my tooth floss

What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is cool, my tooth floss is flossin, Im smilin at my locker, and all the boys be stoppin,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know about teeth,
What you know bout teeth, what you what you know,
I said my tooth floss is flossin, my tooth floss is cool, all the boys be stoppin at the dentist after school,

Category:

Music

Tags:

• lil mama
• lil' mama
• lip gloss
• lipgloss
• toothfloss
• tooth floss
• music videos
• parody
• funny
• nyu

[chelt95]

lol nice work u should have called it a spoof r u sure u guys want the boys stopin by ur looker

[bestma10]

great video! i ran out and bought some tooth floss---i wanna be cool! NYU rocks!!!

[Fredcharlierock]

hey jason its emma h. joes sis..? cute i love this! lol joe told me bout it!

[2Farfel2]

wow Jason....... Abby told me to look at this and it's really cool!!!!!! (but i'm a tad scared) lol good job you guys

[blckrocker]

brilliant!!!!!!!

[weezrocks2331]

hehe....doodz this is sooo funny.

[kstephens020]

hilarious

[MasafumiAbe]

poop