David Cross reads from I Drink for a Reason

DC in Toronto

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Comedy

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[localvandals]

David Cross is the shit.

[hunterxaz]

You can tell how intelligent David is by his reading of his own text. As a teacher, I know many asshole teachers who stumble over shit they've written, and even worse, stumble even worse over texts we're supposed to benchmark kids on. Rock on David. Jerk off to Jessica, Jerk off!

[davethehostage]

@HighPriestofLemuria ...the hell is wrong with you kid? Did someone knock over your sandcastle? Did they push you off the swingset? I really hope you can come back to what you've just written in a couple years time and think to yourself, "God, what an obnoxious little cunt I was. It's miraculous to think that no one had gotten up the nerve to disembowel me yet, the way I deserved it." Then again, that would require a sense of perspective and humility - clearly not your forte.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@davethehostage And I'm just pointing out your lack of sense of humor and how it makes you a humorless fag. And now you can add smug and condescending to the list. So now your a humorless smug condescending fag. Or I guess giant douche handles it. Care to make any more corrections that point out your lack of a sense of humor giant douche?

[davethehostage]

@HighPriestofLemuria Woah, look who's getting defensive quite early in this conversation. I'm just correcting you for placing blame on the author, rather than the publisher (who is most likely to be blamed). Do you also lash out at the waitress at Denny's when she tries to take your order?

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@davethehostage Youtube, where butthurt faggots devoid of humor sense go to cry and share their feelings.

[davethehostage]

@HighPriestofLemuria First of all, publishers sometimes refuse to give the author any say in the matter of whether or not a taped recording is included in the package. Secondly, I'm pretty sure he's just displaying a sense of self-awareness in how "lame" it's thought to be to buy a book on tape. Try to look a little further than the surface, friend.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@juffan Not only that, but it was the first book I bought on tape ever. The whole time all I could think was, well fuck if you didn't want people buying your book on tape then you shouldn't have fuck read the book out loud into a microphone for 6 hours, don't put this on me David, this is partly your fault too.

[juffan]

I bought his book but it was a book on tape, and like every ten minutes he berates me for buying a book on tape.

[JovialEel]

@crassology He's a comedian.

[crassology]

I like David Cross a bit but he clearly steals some of Bill Hicks (i mean borrow) or Dennis Leary's stuff (Which some believe stole from Bill but they were friends and used same material in their own format). The thing that confuses me about David is he is part anti corporate rape but at the same time he's is closeted Globalist. India is a great country turning to western ways, being exploited more now than ever before and will soon be like the USA with sell outs to their forefather's beliefs.

[johnpotter26]

FIRST!