George Carlin - Modern Man

...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• George
• Carlin
• Modern
• Man

[subzerotime420]

4:20.

[Hollywise23]

@subzerotime420

Sweet.

[Spazm6]

I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.

[Hollywise23]

A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

[dupofb17]

I'm new wave, but Im old school;

And my inner child is 0utward-bound.

Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking,

Warm-hearted cool customer;

voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database;

my database is in cyberspace;

so Im interactive, Im hyperactive,

and from time to time Im radioactive

[Hollywise23]

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope.

Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.

Ive got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.

Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

a true legend and wordsmith

[WetRoot]

I can recall fools like you standing on milk crates at the Marble Arch speakers’ corner in the north-east corner of Hyde Park, London. You would fit in well there, attempting to convince people of your deluded and retarded opinions. There are greater minds, much greater, than yours at work there, so don't be put off. Give it a go, you might only attract a few radicals and children holding balloons. Keep the steam and mostly smoke coming out from your ears as you attempt to enforce your opinion

[LeGrugkbdst]

0:46 – One gigabyte per nanosecond? One exabyte per second? Man, dude, I want Carlin's Internet connection.

[MEXIMANLOL]

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

[MEXIMANLOL]

I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

[MEXIMANLOL]

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no

[MEXIMANLOL]

A Modern Man

"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old

[Kneleist]

true artist, a poet

he explained the bizarreness of this world and just how people are two-faced and full of shit

in under four minutes

[dave22h34]

HE eats F Food in the slow lane [ while twittering } ! cool!!

[dave22h34]

The coolest turd on this rock !! ever !!