"Couples Retreat" movie review

The Schmoes are back (finally) from their Justice League meeting, and decided to take in "Couples Retreat" starring Vince Vaughn et al. Those zany married kids went on vacation, but the Schmoes are back, rested, and ready to review...enjoy!

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Entertainment

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• Schmoes
• Know
• Kristian
• Harloff
• Mark
• Ellis
• Couples
• Retreat
• funny
• movie
• review
• Vince
• Vaughn
• yoga
• Tom
• Connolly

[ballsoutballistic]

P.S.: Ellis, come on...there's no logical reason why you are not in a relationship and Harloff is other than you really don't want to be bothered by one. Ever hear anything from that cute girl that you mentioned sat next to you in the movies? I don't recall which movie though.

[schmoesknow]

Good memory...Ellis' "The Proposal" Cinderella! Harloff was sent out to find the dame that fits into that glass slipper; no dice. Another red zone turnover for Ellis.

p.s. with a name like "ballsoutballistic", you are either the greatest or worst wingman ever...thanks for the post, Iceman

[goodfellas1001]

U should review Zombieland

I thought it was great

[BuckeyeSara1982]

You're Alive!!! :) I missed you so much. :(

[gazmetal]

Vince Vaughn can eat my shit

[tekkenhalo]

I thought you guys died. I always think people die if I don't hear about them for 9 days and 16 hours.

[remnicious]

ended up seeing this a few weeks ago, although i was dying to see Zombieland... And I feel entirely neutral towards couples retreat.

thank god you guys are back, there have been so many enticing movies out the past few weeks, what do you mean no good movies! haah

[maxxmaulion]

Thank god you guys are back, I was about to see this movie, but then I saw astro boy, which also sucked

[natalymonster123]

you guys are right it was a boring movie...

[ballsoutballistic]

I thought the same thing you guys did when I saw the trailers: Vaughn and Favreau re-hashing The Break-Up, and dragging Bateman into it. Maybe these guys need to take a break from each other, work on projects with other people and hope that they understand that it's not them...it's us. We can't take them together anymore. lol. Favreau, back to work on Iron Man 2 please. Bateman back to work on anything else that uses your talent wisely. And Vaughn. Well...it is what it is, baby.

[croft28]

You guys look tired, haha.

Go see Paranormal Activity, i wanna hear what you guys think.

[dunskie]

Schmoesziekins. I thought I had lost you.

Your guest reviewer was great.

Welcome back fellas.

I am impressed that you managed to find a movie to review that was'nt satanic, or demonic, or paranormal, or undead, or vampire, or doomsday, or some other horror fucking nightmare scenario that I am so fucking sick of.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!