Yeah, I Went There

I know. I know.

I promise it won't happen again.

Music: Kevin MacLeod

LYRICS:

So my HufflePUFF levels are extremely high
Cuz I asked you all on Twitter, and in my @ replies
You said you wanted me to rap, but I was only jokin'
Now I gotta, oh my god, what the hell was I smokin?

Theres like 500 of you whom I've never met
Cuz on my birthday Hayley promised me that she would get
Me to a thousand subscribers, girl's good on her word
But now I gotta entertain you and I'm runnin' scurd

If I knew what I was doing
I'd put the chorus here
I think my grammar's too good
For me to be from the hood
My discomfort is abundantly clear

I'm not as talented as Kristina, Kaitlyn, Lauren, or Liane
But I've gotta make some videos if I want to keep my fans
I haven't posted in months, and that's pretty whack
So this is my obligatory white girl rap

I'm as far as you can get from a straight up G
I mean really: what the hell is it you want from me?
My friend Talia knitted me this cunning hat
It's a little too big, but Firefly's where it's at

If I knew what I was doing
I'd put the chorus here
I think my grammar's too good
For me to be from the hood
My discomfort is abundantly clear

Is it just me, or does it seem like when an idea goes viral
The quality of content takes a downward spiral?
I'm grasping at straws, we're getting near the end
But I've made my contribution to this little trend

Hey, nothing's set in stone, I can change my ways
Just tell me what it'll take for me to get you to stay
I won't lie, cheat or steal, but I'm not above bribes
So don't forget rate and comment, and please DO NOT unsubscribe

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• professorspork
• leah
• raps
• but
• probably
• shouldn't
• anymore
• like
• ever
• seriously

[hayleyghoover]

I... am so sorry you felt compelled to do this.

[ProfessorSpork]

MEAN.

[chinareds54]

Ok my official vote for the 2nd annual Kristina/Hayley music video battle is Leah.

Hmm since you only listed Kristin, Kaitlyn, Lauren and Liane, does that mean you think you're as talented as Hayley? Mwhaha.

[ProfessorSpork]

Well I'd already mentioned Hayley in the first verse, and I didn't want to leave anyone out.

.... also, yes. Shhh.

[HeyJeremyC]

Oh snap!

You just threw you hat in the ring Leah, and damn, you did a good job!

Love your rhymes, I was smilin all the way through

BUT

the flow could've been faster, y'know what I'm sayin'~

[ProfessorSpork]

I really couldn't have. I tried to do it with a faster beat, and I got pathetically tongue tied. I am but a rapping padawan.

[dancingonthinice]

a) Your dorm has so much gansta.

b) YOU COULD TOTALLY WRAP AN EXTENSION CORD AROUND THE PILLARTHING OF YOUR BUNK

c) I have too much love for you. I can't accurately express it in this comment.

d) This is just amazing.

e) *unsubscribing*

f) not really.

g) You definitely live in the hood. The sconeshood. What? That's not funny.

[elvenchild1]

nice that really was an epic win as stated earlier

[kaitlynwithakay]

ZOMG TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!!

[maverick3673]

i want some magic!

[LizardSnell]

Wow. Epic win. I... don't know what else to say except that.

[blakefingers]

I hope you die...very soon.

[Methuselah18]

Hahaha, sweet.

[dlmhippy]

kick ass

[giantenemycrabX]

this makes me ashamed to be white