Corky and the Juice Pigs - Americans

Americans by Corky and the Juice Pigs
A Canadian comedy band, recording released in1993 from their self titled album
Video Imagery by MrXstacey

Note: I'm from Canada, I couldn't find anyone who posted this song on Youtube so I created a video to go with it. I'm not anti american, I just find this song comical.

Lyrics:

We are Americans.
We are Americans, oh yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans!
Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans.
What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States of America. First of all a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their diplomacy.
Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right then.
Yeah! Secondly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their economy, yeah!
Hey pal, gimme all your money.
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right!
And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!
Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.
Okay! Where's Iraq?
Yeah!
And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement, the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.
Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.
No.
I got a great big gun here.
Nice beads!
We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns, yeah!
'Cause we are Americans
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
And we wear
Canadian flags
When we travel
On our bags
'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)
We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)
We are Americans
We are Americans
We are Americans, Here we go!
We are Americans
Everything I do... I do it for you.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Corky
• and
• the
• Juice
• Pigs
• Americans
• Canadian
• comedy
• band

[alvicious]

brian adams?



[MrXstacey]

@alvicious call it a Canadian perception of Canadian artists that make a new life in America, we kinda disown them in a way. I think that was the reason for the inclusion of the Bryan Adams ending but I shouldn't speak on the song writer's behalf. Just a thought.

[InternetSpanker]

This is the very first video I added to my favorites! - A nice work of finesse.

[MrXstacey]

@InternetSpanker This is the first music video I ever "produced" so I appreciate it very much :) ty

[then3wbie1]

LOL that bitch had a helicopter in her hair, america sure is a wonderful place

[chattershatter]

thanks

[Montork]

OH MY GOD! I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS SONG IN LIKE 8 YEARS!

[Gaphumbala]

The empire is dying... finally!

[LynX1969]

classic. thanks for posting. nice to see you got adbusters' corporate flag in there too. :)