Demo Friend - AMY (XBLA)
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if they had done somthing like the whole storyline was a joke of itself or somthing, then MAYBE it would be good, its just that they tried to have it be serious.
and they failed.
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DNA REQUIRED
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DNA cracker? Sounds delicious.
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This game sucks...
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So I'll bet XBLIG is looking good in comparison now, eh?
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I used to have a Venetian blind duster that looked kind of like that DNA synchonizer thing.
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JASON? I mean, Cher- ...Amy.
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@creatorofGandP This game sure needs something, though. Amy runs even slower than the demo's pacing and the companion-based platform puzzle involves dragging her to the hotspot, praising her like she's a puppy, and having to physically drag her off of the hotspot when the puzzle's over. Being scared and horrified by the girl you're protecting is a step up from "me am artistic, therefore me have super-duper brain powers and excuse to not have spoken lines or good AI"
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Marcello looks like a resident of Innsmouth.
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When doing a Mastermind puzzle was a 'password' and 'hacking,' I laughed.
When Marcello ran in circles yelling, "YOU AIN'T EATIN' ME," at a zombie two feet away that just stood watching, I cried.
When Lana took 10 seconds to push a box and a zombie waited patiently and only attacked her when she let go of the box, I peed myself.
Truly, a game that hits the three cardinal emotions that works of art should.
Have you seen a little girl around here? Her name's Cheryl.
greatwoundikins 1 month ago 30
Why wouldn't a horrified young girl come to a man with the absolute least apocalyptic rapist voice you've ever heard in a video game?
TheSinfulFreedom 1 month ago 28