This poor, pitiful robot can't quite find that silver lining. In anything.
Depression hits hard when it's programmed into your core. But you would be sad too if your life was as miserable as Sad Robot's is. He hates his job and only gets worse from therapy. All the Prozak or Xanax in the world wouldn't brighten his day. The bare walls of his studio apartment mock him. He hates everyone he works with at his day job at a real estate office, stuck in a cubicle, enduring bad jokes at the water cooler, chipper coworkers with birthday cards they want him to sign, and a boss that won't let him sleep at his desk. He is eternally in need of a cup of coffee. Sad Robot is forever blue. Even cheese can't cheer him up. He's been on dates, but they always end in tears. He never gets laid. He's probably still a virgin. And now he's all alone... on Christmas.
Jesus never saved a robot...
MalchikBlue 1 month ago
i wish she would just die no wait thats to harsh ill just kill myself
IAMKYLEIAMGOD 5 months ago
i cant hear anything
milliondollargirl85 5 months ago
Awww... poor sad robot.....he needs a hug.....
Jakegothicsnake 10 months ago
emo robot
Unknownboi88 1 year ago
awww he is sooooo depressing lol but i feel sorry for him
amy1531 1 year ago
@you12bme ?
1lilwatcher 1 year ago
this guy is worse than goth bot he made me LMAO
1lilwatcher 1 year ago
I'm sad robot. Except I don't go to therapy. Or work in real estate. And I'm not blue and made of metal. The rest is spot on.
you12bme 1 year ago
Is this droid related to Marvin the Paranoid Android from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? Perhaps Marvin's son by a malicious protocol droid who strung him along,dumped him and then made him pay child support?
196508847BH 1 year ago