Interactive! FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS' only known rival: HELENE CHUTZPAH in rehearsal

INTERACTIVE PARTICIPATION WELCOME! HELP WITH SOME FUNNY CAPTIONS (SPEECH BUBBLES) TO COMPLIMENT THE IMAGES. Here is Florence Foster Jenkins' only known rival: Helene Chutzpah in rehearsal - snippets (literally) from her last rehearsal prior to her Carnegie Hall debut.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• opera
• parody
• Florence
• Foster
• Jenkins
• Lucia
• di
• Lammermoor
• coloratura
• soprano

[maestrojimbo]

It is true that Helene has better pitch than Flo. In fact, in her conceit, she often referred to her own "plu-perfect" pitch. Her tone is more gnarly, though, don't you think? Not so mellow as FFJ's. They are both challenged in the rhythm department, equal in fact. But wait, I shall post some more revealing attributes of her artistry. Stay tuned...

[MelbourneStars]

Sorry! She doesn't cut the mustard. Nowhere near offkey enough to beat our Florence! :)

[Jeansschwimmer]

My socks lie twisted before my feet, the milk has turned sour in the fridge, the wine goblets have cracked, cats are swarming about my garden, ...

[dunblobbon]

I sounded like this once. Had a kidney stone.

[danandhisredkid]

She is well named; this Helene has to have tone of chutzpah to sing like this in public!!!!

[cynthielee13]

Such emotion, such feeling!