OFFICIAL VIDEO - "I ATE A VEGAN" by Afraid Of Figs

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I hate to recycle - It's a lot of work
Dividing garbage makes me feel just like a jerk.
Got a carbon footprint the size of Peru.
I like my S.U.V., and my hair spray too.
You want to scold me, but before you begin.
I was so hungry once....

I ate a vegan
Yeah, I ate a vegan

Sure, I could set my heat, a few degrees lower,
But then it would only get warmer . . . slower
Eco friendly bulbs are more respectful
But toss all my old light bulbs, well that's neglectful!
You want to rebuke me, but before you begin.
Well, you've heard the story...

I ate a vegan
Yeah, I ate a vegan

You know I like to triple bag it.
Wasting trees, is disrespectful as Bob Saget.
There are plenty of ways to save our ecology
And I'm no expert in Paleoclimatology
And look, while I agree
That I could be more green
I think you're really missing the bigger point of the song here

I ate a vegan
Yeah, I ate a vegan ...(I was hungry! What was I supposed to do?)
(He tasted like chicken!)
(Deeeeeeeelicious)
(I could go for one now)

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[retrogamerSam]

LMAO! Funny song! I sorta know the sax player! 

[anamal33]

Lol I only like the "I ate a vegan" part.. but pretty funny video. Please don't eat me because I'm a vegan (and environmental friendly)! ^_^

[StealthSneak1]

@lanczos They are way better in concert believe me. I was there at the CD release, and good friends with Chicken here. They have such great spirit when they play you have no choice but to get out there and shake your booteh!

[Bikiniskigirl]

Deeeeeelicious!

[lanczos]

This was such a fun song to hear and a great video. I have been missing out for too long I have got to see you guys live.

[lisachristine22]

Rockin' humor - Yay!

Loved the Seattle Hard Rock show - AOF is awesome

[seattlecy]

.."I'm going limp..." LOL