How To Party With Celebrities

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You've been deemed hot enough to pass through the velvet ropes, and you've even made it into the VIP room. Now what do you do?

To complete this How-To you will need:

Self-restraint
Composure
Discriminating taste

Step 1: Be cool

Be cool. As US Weekly likes to say, "celebrities are just like us!" Wealthier, prettier, and more popular, to be sure, but human beings nonetheless. So refrain from gawking, giggling, staring, stalking, whispering, pointing, and frantic texting.

Step 2: Put the camera phone away

Put the camera phone away. Flashing a camera in someone's face is not the way to win friends.

Tip: For Pete's sake, don't cry. You won't just look silly—you'll look unstable.

Step 3: Stay away from clichés

Stay away from clichés like, "I'm your biggest fan," "I love your movies," and "You're my idol." Unless you want to be completely unoriginal.

Step 4: Don't talk business

Keep the conversation off Hollywood. Don't blather on about your screenplay, ask for advice about breaking into the business, or—God forbid—launch into a Hamlet monologue.

Step 5: Stay sober

Drink in moderation. Nothing is less attractive than a drunken nobody falling down stairs and yelling obscenities at inanimate objects. Nothing—except for a drunken nobody being forcibly removed by club security.

Step 6: Just say no

Just say no to D-list celebrities. If you find yourself tempted by former child actors or WWE personalities, you've no doubt ignored the previous step, and have had too much to drink. Go home now—or hate yourself in the morning.

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[WootWoW6]

If you've gotten this far then you probably shouldnt be looking this up on Youtube -.-

[mewichigothe1st]

But make a video on how to get into VIP parties. That will get some nice hits. ;D

[harrygoozee]

why is there a pubic hair remover advert on the right?

[Tressco]

Bring some high quality Yay-Yo, well grown hydroponic trees and/or the cutest chicks in town...

...they'll love ya!

[forevgirl117]

Well, considering I'm a whore, I guess I'm not worthy of forgiveness. I guess I shouldn't bother.

[faarooq5]

56Stiffy is god and you should ask for forgiveness whore

[TheCliffordCult]

lmfao

[wowerz82]

WHAT IS THAT WHISKY DICK?

[forevgirl117]

I feel like vomiting on you now regardless. And I'm not the bitch in this conversation, you are. You're not a celebrity, you're a desperate jerk who needs to talk trash to anyone.

[forevgirl117]

You are desperate. Go fuck your celebrity self :P