Old-ass Doctor Finds the G-Spot on a Dead Lady

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Who has to die for a woman to have a good orgasm around here? A 83-year-old Polish lady, DUH. Florida-based Dr. Adam Ostrzenski, a 71-year-old gynecologist, claims to have discovered the G spot while performing a postmortem exam on a woman in Poland.

Some critics are finding Dr. Ostrzenski's discovery hard to believe. Just three months ago scientists published a study outlining reasons why there was no actual G spot.

In what is becoming the least sexy story about the G spot ever, Dr. Ostrzenski outlines how he had to travel to Poland because of looser regulations surrounding the dissection of human remains closely after death.

Before you start doing your happy dance ladies, the actual piece of tissue is teeny tiny measuring at 8.1mm by 3.6mm by 1.5mm. The Doctor plans to investigate this discovery further in the next month by testing; hormones, nerve endings and how age is a factor.

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[IdaABC]

What the...... 0.0

What?

[David Jackson]

Can't seem to put my finger on it... must keep looking.

[SinAviid]

There is no fucking g-spot.

Apart from the overall health of the woman, climaxation is both psychological and physical stimulation. Every women knows that certain methods of stimulation evokes different levels of pleasure. Hence: "Motion of the ocean." - Psychologically, if you consciously focus on reaching climax, and in the process you begin to doubt yourself, it will counteract the desired outcome. Sometimes it is also sexual incompatibility, or the man is just absolutely horrible at the act.

[bustacapinlutha]

A proctologist.

[badnameonhere]

interesting on how people are still looking for it. o - o

[ChibbiYumi]

Am I the only one that thinks its weird that the doctor found the G spot on a DEAD woman?

[Hanged Man]

I fake them all the time... no I don't have sex, it's just funny freaking out the neighbours! :)

[SexyFools]

What the devil is an ass doctor?

[roboticterror]

"turn right at the next exit"

[eriwolf]

So the best way to find the g-spot is to hit your woman with a fire extinguisher. Phenomenal!

That explains why abused women stay with their men.