Venus Is Doomed - Part I

After all the insincere yet highly believable lip service we've paid Grordbort Industries, F.M.O.M Industries and the unsavoury mouth-breathers at the Goliathon plant, a thought might have been spared us in their latest prank.

In our possession are two reels of dubious origin, showing off Cockswain, the old goat, on a genocidal mission to the environs of beautiful Venus.

One after another, the excellent sports species of Venus have met their maker in the cross-reverbulations of Cocky's infernal Blunderbuss.

Not to worry, though - we think we are closing in on the source of these atrocities.

See what you make of them, Ladies & Gents - please help us fill in the blanks. We think ulterior motives are on the deranged mind of this insufferable buffoon!

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[MinistryOfTheFuture]

The Ministry are investigating a complaint from the Royal Interplanetary Society re; Lord Coxswains inappropriate use of Gorbot Disintegrators on the Crown Colony of Venus.

[omegasephiroth6789]

0:50 The drunken jiberish made me rofl so hard.

[omegasephiroth6789]

JESUS CHRIST My comment is near the top? XD

[RoscoesRiffs]

Finally, Lord Cockswain has arrived to meet out wrath and destruction to this heretofore uncivilized world.

[eEdselEdsel]

Honestly now, what good is that planet or its fauna doing any of us? Venus just hangs there in the sky like an overly ripe durian and to be honest, it doesn't smell nearly as nice.

[ODSTChiefable]

my dad's friend is working on this movie it's so funny and cool!

[Dischordia007]

Very cool.

One day... one day I shall have one of those rayguns!