[ADULT] Sex and dating Guideline

yeah. i hate dating.

This is some observations I made and thoughts I had while on the hell date.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• dating
• sex
• pickup
• lines
• snarky

[Podcasting101]

Jenn, what are thinking? are you mad? was i the best or what???

What awkward silence, don't know how to respond to my questions... NEVER, ROFL but I have to admit the idea of your long gorgeous legs tucked behind ears is appealing I do know the difference in screams of passion VS pain.

[childofares]

haha best response ever!

[3BallJosh]

as for the corny pickup lines. I use them all the time, but I do it in such a corny way that it's obvious i'm joking. My fav is to do the "pretend to yawn and put your arm around her" move...only I overly exagerate it so that its humorous, not pathetic

[Podcasting101]

3BallJosh, using corny pickup lines your way is just flirting and letting her know your available...

it's the guys that are serious and hope they can memorize one magic line that will make her swoon in anticipation that crack me up.

Women like to know how special they are and both of us ending on this page today proves Jenn's just that.

[childofares]

*blush*

[childofares]

LOL you do that too?

[PossumFang]

"Stay as you are. I'll tell you what I see some guy comin' at me with something large and scary... I'm not gonna wanna have sex with him, I'm gonna scream and run; and point about the mutant." Hilarious, and true.

[alexriv35]

LOL! :) Your funny, I most definitely like you and where your coming from, you look like one of my passed girl friends from when I was in high school. Of coarse I'm 36 now and single, but many people tell me I don't look it. You look cute though, I wish I had you as a girl friend, oh well, I must be dreaming and I guess I might be right about that. Damn it! I never get any of the girls I wanna be with in my life, :( oh well, thats life.

[kingofkarps]

i agree with the comment below.

your offending children and god with this crap, fu

[kingofkarps]

i fully agree wit the comment below

please for everyones sake shut the fuck up

[1337dude0]

do you really think anyone gives a shit aboutthis filth???

1. who the fuck cares about your life

2. or ur thoughts for that matter.

3. you sound like a broken record

3. your fuckign useless.

No guy worries about the size of their penis u dumb whore. i dont know where you get this shit from but im guessing its from the back of a cereal box.

finally, you look like a spider monkey

[KcMc1994]

Im stripping down.......you boys watching???? send me a message b

[blacdevil4041]

want to see me remove my tanktop? just send me a message

[JoeMulk]

Nice, I love the part where you talk about bigger pennis not always=better.

I wish there where more girls like you (=