Michelle Phan SUCKS at helping me club! (read the description)

READ THIS!! These are cookie cutter responses that fit for just about any comment. I even categorized my response for you, so scroll to whatever response fits because guess what, this was a PARODY.

--To those who have not figured this out yet: This is a joke. I have watched Michelle Phan for years, I love her videos, I go back and watch them all of the time, she has helped me so much with my make up over the years, I take so much of how I do my make up from her, [insert more girly gushyness about Michelle Phan here...]. I'm making fun of myself. Half of you need to really calm down. Take a walk, pet a dog, take a nap, punch a wall. Chill. Deep breaths. If for some crazy reason you're still offended then learn to take a joke, learn to laugh, and quit being so defensive when someone's name is mentioned. This is in support of her, trust me. The only person I'm bashing is myself.

--To those who claim I am wasting make up/ money: I was throwing that make up away anyways, so I was actually putting it to some use and keeping what I throw out down to a minimum which helps the environment. Even if it's just a little bit. Plus, I get paid way more than what I wasted on this video, so wasting five dollars on a video has made me hundreds.

--To those who think I am wasting my time/ my life: I took an hour out of my life to do this video, maybe two if you count the entire process. One to two hours has again, made me hundreds. So I can't think of a more productive activity to do with that time. Another thing, how does a six minute video dictate what I do in my life? I don't post many videos, so that actually lets on that I'm busy with other things. Hmm.. Yeah, you didn't think that through too well did ya.

--To those who are concerned about the time that they just wasted: You clicked on it, and you could just leave. Ever thought of that? No? Of course not.

--To those who think I sincerely do my make up like this: ... Are you kidding me? Go back and watch the video again. No one would EVER go out in public like that. I'm obviously trying to mess everything up completely, in basically the most hideous way I could think of on the spot with what I had. If you still think I put make up on like this I have video evidence that I can put make up on correctly. I titled it "Make up for real" and you'll find it among my other videos.

-TO THOSE WHO KNEW THIS ALL WAS A JOKE: Congratulations! :) You have at least enough brain cells to be able to think for yourself :) Even if you didn't find this video funny, I don't care, as long as you got it. It's all good, everyone has their own style and sense of humor, so no harsh feelings if you thought this was stupid ;) I appreciate anyone who does not need to be spoon-fed meanings and intentions.

Sorry that this was such a long description, but I'm tired of commenting back. I do appreciate all of the positive comments that I get, and I can promise you that I do read all of them.

Watch, think, respond.

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[barbie4evergirl]

Hahha. OMG you are so hilarious. One of the funniest makeup tutorials I have seen. You made me laugh so hard.

[DebKicksTrees]

@barbie4evergirl Thank you ^^ I appreciate hearing positivity like this!! :D You're awesome :)

[michaela1342]

your a sad mean person!

[DebKicksTrees]

@michaela1342 *You're not your. Your shows possession, you're is the contraction used for "you are".

Here are the words used correctly:

You're an idiot, I wrote a description for a reason, so maybe you should use your brain this time and read it.

[108bloom]

I am in love with your attitude and this is really funny!!! GOOD JOBBB!

[DebKicksTrees]

@108bloom Thank you!! I appreciate that :)

[DebKicksTrees]

@Msmakeupaddict07 Doesn't matter, getting paid.

[441michelle]

@michaela1342 dude she said it a million times this is a joke

[mynameisnotimogen]

Why so many dislikes? This video is genius

[TheSarahbieber123]

haaa make mooreee

[Univ101Sheep]

" like line up here like eyeliner , its called EAR-LINER hahaaaaa. " lol! too funny (x

[Theskyiscrazy]

haha this is just genius lol. still laughing!!!!!

[92740975]

Fun! ;-