Don't think I haven't designed a video game based on my former author photo, because I totally have. In this epic scroller, you must help my smoldering author photo defeat some of the country's best literary journals.
You take control of my author photo as it dominates some top-shelf lit mags with its Projectile Sex Appeal. Until I can find a way to actually host this game on the internet, I hope you'll enjoy this grainy gameplay footage.
This was all kinds of rad. Also this music sounds like the MIDI versions of popular songs I used to download off AOL back before actual music piracy existed.
WhiskeyPieTheBlog 1 year ago