Microbiology

A song about the microorganisms we've grown to love

Lyrics:
Big spores keep on drifting
Carry me to my new hosts skin
Contact airborne isolation
Its time to infect someone again
I know its a sin

Methicillin resistant staph aureus
Vancomycin resistant enterococcus
Multidrug resistant Tuberculosis
MDR Klebsiella

Sweet intestinal flora
Stain them with methylene blue
Clostridium difficile enterocoliits
Lord, its coming after you

Ventilator acquired Acinetobacter baumannii
Only sensitive to Polymyxin A
Intermediate sensitivity to piperacillin tazobactam
Tigecyclines useless today

Mississippi river valley
Histoplasmosis capsulatum
Blastomyces Dermatitidis
Coccidioides immitis
In the Southwest

AIDS defining infections
Cryptococcus Neoformans
Mycobacterium Avium Complex
Pneumocystis jirovecci
Cytomegalovirus
Toxoplasmosis, gondii

Sweet intestinal flora
Stain them with methylene blue
Clostridium difficile enterocoliits
Lord, its coming after you
And it aint the flu

Rickettsia Rickettsii
Borrelia Burgdorfi
Bartonella Henselae
Rickettsia tsutsugamushi

Nosocomial Pneumonia
Living in the ICU
Progressive Mutifocal Leukencephalopathy
Lord its comin after you
And youre screwed

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[ILuvGr8Vdo]

Can we get the lyrics? Thanks! =D

[pristoop]

@ILuvGr8Vdo check the description of the video click show more

[beatryxa]

Dr. explain this to me, here i live in Mexicali Baja California Mexico, there was a huge outbreak of rikettsia on the poor communities of this city, them after two months appeared in april the swein flu, Dr. here temperatures in summer reach the 50 C degrees and in winter we are at 23 C degrees, why do we have this environmment?, is because to much lack of primary public services, dust, dirty, pets infected, contamination, why we have all this here in this little mexican frontier city whit USA?

[pristoop]

Well in regards to the Rickettsia, it is because of poor living conditions and proximity to animals. The bacteria which caused the Rickettsia out break in Baja is Rickettsia rickettsii, and causes Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. It is carried by brown dog ticks (Rhipicephalus sanguineus). Conditions facilitating this outbreak include the large number of stray dogs, illegal landfills, and environmental conditions that allow ticks to proliferate and people to be exposed to those ticks.

[ILuvGr8Vdo]

@pristoop Thanks! =)

[SuperStankazz]

TOOOOO funny! You're like a smart Adam Sandler. Reminded me of the lunch lady song:) I think I'm in love with you <3

[23not24]

Amazing, you have entertained and educated me!!!  Thank you!!

[japimportssuck]

haha.

[yahmana]

at the end he sounded like a cat, very cute

[Bonezplayer]

studying my life away to learn 51 diseases for a test tomorrow including the pathogen, epidemiology, signs and symptoms, diagnosis and treatment, and prevention...good study break

[lukeog92]

not funny.

[yttihp11]

i bet u were one of those kids that everyone hated at school becuse u were so annoying :L