FOKN Bois - Thank God We're Not A Nigerians

Its that time of the month when the FOKN Bois become bloody envious and jealous of a Nigerians... Period.

Thank God we're not a Nigerians (8X)

Kofi is a common name, that's what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Always shouting very loud, don't know how to whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)


You like school more than any African I've seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

They banned yor whole team and you can't even play
Can't you just say hi? what is kilonshele?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck, but you still suck
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Instead of Hamburger and Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetables, twelve different meat
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
But why 27 wives, one red dross?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

You created Nollywood, yeah more vim
But too many witches and wizards in your films
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Always in traditional wear every where
Haven't you hear of Armani wear?
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

For example, shining five piece agbada
You can look nice in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Thirty-three borders Semé to Lagos
So-so light off! kpo kpo kpo kpo generators!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Not going anywhere fast, let's just stroll
Traffic everywhere, burning pa-pa petrol!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

No street lights from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four in Tro-tro, two two on okada
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learned very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we're not a Nigerians (2X)

Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh...! That's not fine!
Thank God we're not a Nigerians...

...but at least you are better than Liberians!
So thank God you're not a Liberians
Thank God you're not a Liberians (7X)

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• africa
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• west africa
• West Africa
• God
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[Ola777ish]

I'm a nigerian but this song is f**king hilarious..Buahahahahahahaha. love it

[niiokweinortey]

diss or no diss, this jam is tight and hilarious... suck on this omor 9ja lol

[ReptileKing5]

This Ghana is not the original Kingdom of Ghana. They took the name. Change the name back to Gold Coast.

[rotawo]

we can say hi but we love our country and it people including the language unlike some country we  don want to say hello in their own language but in another

[rotawo]

and i heard Ghana used to be to be called Gold cost what happen no more gold did the white men take golds oh yeah because you are Dom ass thank god we still have our oil

[rotawo]

and dont even bring Liberia because you are the on who always start the conflict talking about our culture we are the world biggest ethnic inventing the congas bongos and all other drums

what have ur people accomplished nothing always trying to be us talking about fela kuti don't you wish his on your side ??? yeah is on drug lot of musician are on drug is not the only in the world is the first and is not going to be the last Dom ass Ghanaians

[rotawo]

what country start the African country start the African football revolution if you Dom ass Ghanaian know when i start and where is the player from and you suck at soccer why dont you mother fucker say you are better the Egyptians/ i wish we we haven't help your mother fucker ass when you need our help coming to our country we should have left your motherfucker people to die we should not have bring bank and all does shit ino your country

because we regret it like any other country will

[rotawo]

you mother fucker Dom Ass plastic elastico i always thought we should get over our differences

when i heard thank god we are not Ghanaian song i thought Nigerian are going to far thinking that we are the one starting the conflict now t i heard Ghana should go fuck it self we might got stuck because e of Dom ass mother fucker Jonathan but lot of our past generation and coming are better than Ghana at soccer what African country won he first world cup for African ???

[alphakingston]

I think Liberians should be pissed, lol. West Africa is too similar (blame our colonisers), so this is hilarious..

[blessedcorp]

Lool...Nigerians always like to diss Ghanaians on what they don't have..Tell me this? Does Africa only evolve around Nigeria? Of course not!! You think because you brought some banks and companies into Ghana, so you rule us?? Is it not the Ghanaian consumer buying the goods in which is making your company rich?? Ghana can't be all that bad, if you are all fooding there can it? I think you Nigerians have your priorities all messed up, and you need to concentrate on whats on ground..GoD Bless GH.