Freelance National Anthem (with sing along)

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Freelance National Anthem
Full lyric by Bill Dyszel available at www.youtube.com/cinemasolo
(To the tune Ode to Joy)
We are full-time freelance writers. What we love is being free!
We don't need no stinkin' office! We don't need security!
Every day of freelance writing brings a different kind of joy!
And it keeps our families doubting that weâ??re actually employed.
 
Every morning we give thanks weâ??re not commuting with the mob.
We donâ??t worry that we could get fired for napping on the job.
But if one day all those employees lost their jobs one thing is true;
One day later they'd be saying they had all â??gone freelance,â? too.
 
We are never sure if we will make a profit or a loss,
But we canâ??t be terminated just for flipping off the boss.
Benefits are hard to come by, and the money's not enough,
But our treasure is the endless joy of working in the buff.

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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• beethoven
• freelance
• funny
• humor
• parody
• song
• writers

[hstalter]

Being a freelance writer, this makes me laugh.

[cinemasolo]

@hstalter Thanks!

[regaltwo]

Love this. Freelancers Assemble!

[cinemasolo]

@regaltwo Thanks!

[chompoide]

i dont like this music but is good

[cinemasolo]

Thanks! What can I say? Beethoven isn't for everybody.

[junipermama1]

2 people haven't quit their day-jobs yet.

[MrsNorris55]

I just started a job as a freelance editor, not a writer ... but this is still priceless!!

[arsalanalinajwani]

try gigme5.com freelance website

[backasswardz]

oh so true... and well done!