Dystopia Newbieness

There once was a newbie who didn't know what to do. Ah da la da le. His teammate told him to move out and attack. Ah da la da le. He ran out of spawn hoping to do good. Ah da la da le. He saw a mean spider mine and decided to run. Ah da la da le. The spider jumped on him and killed him dead. Not before the server had a laugh at his expense.


Poor newbie getting owned by the spider. I recorded Tone and Pepsi saying they wanted the recording on youtube so here it is. I didn't realize the quality would decrease to make the text illegible.

-enjoy
WNxKluas

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dystopia
• funny
• assemble
• newbie

[MaxRideWizardLord]

I have problem, I have refresh all servers in dystopia and steam give me no any! D:

[knutsong48]

@MaxRideWizardLord Yeh I've noticed that too. I've been told that the problem is with the new Steam update. Try joining servers from your History tab or though your friends. Good luck and keep on playing!

[bcrscahh198987]

That is extreme nubness.

[knutsong48]

I had an even better newbie event with DonkeyHeaded-Adversary yelling at this newb.

[BrianBear24]

@MaxRideWizardLord flaged you

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@knutsong48 MEGA FUCKING STEAM UPDATE I SO FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF FURFAG SHIT