Evan and Harry - Jay Z Hard Knock Life 99 Problems Mashup Cover Talent Show 2011

Standin on the corners boppin
Ridin some of the hottest bikes Swarthmore has ever seen
Droppin some of the hottest verses the talent show has heard
Im here with my brother Harry,
I spit on the mic cuz Im missin teeth
Not from eating too many sweets
People say he looks like me
Acts like me, raps like me
you could call me your mini me
one day he might be bigger than me
If I keep eating so many mini wheats
H to the A-zo, R to the Rizzo
Y because he didnt want to shave his hizzo.
I shaved mine cuz my name starts with an E
Last year people saw my youtube movie
Posted comments askin why I shaved an E
Look real close and inspect it
Take your eye to the doctor and have him check it
Or maybe you just need to study better
Cuz youre havin trouble telling your numbers from letters


My name is Evan, early 2011,
Getting chased by my dad, who thinks Ive been bad
I got two choices y'all I could stop in the hall or
Run some more try to get out the door
Now I aint trying to get on my parents bad side
Plus I cant run forever, I dont know where to hide
So I...pull up my stride and stop with a slide on the floor
Dad says "You know why I'm chasin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and Im here, and your patience is low?
Im not a mind reader, sir, I don't know
You gonna tell me or should I guess some mo'?
"I said no snacks before dinner"
"The last two cookies are gone from the jar"
"Are you carryin' a squirt gun I know a lot of you are"
Didnt eat one cookie or the other, did you ask my brother?
"You mind if I inspect your face a little bit?"
On my face youll find no cookie residue
Dont dock my allowance, I need revenue
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you a dentist or something'?"
"Finish your snack then flossing and brushing'?"
I didnt eat the cookie or practice hygiene
Good idea, next time Ill eat and then clean
The dog ate the cookies, not your sons!
Thats why he's lookin real sick and hes got the runs
By the way in my pocket Ive got a squirt gun

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Lol to cute.