Noah's Ark 2 - The Onion Infinite showdown

Last year we ate the Noah's Ark. This year, we ate the Onion Infinite.

Ingredients:
Onion bun
Onion straws
Cheddar double
Pepper jack double
Sauteed onions
Angry onions
Banzai beef patty
Banzai beef patty
Chipotle mayonnaise
Campfire mayonnaise
Ancho mayonnaise
Another of this burger

The Onion Infinite is a recursive hamburger, meaning that it contains a copy of itself as an ingredient, which contains a copy of itself as an ingredient, and so on to infinity. We decided to only eat two, but maybe one day the technology will exist for a truly infinite hamburger. It will be served with a glass of Coke in a Klein bottle.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• noah's
• ark
• onion
• infinite
• showdown
• faceoff
• burger
• hamburger
• something
• awful
• somethingawful

[RedRobinBurgers]

Love it! Thanks for sending our way, guys.

Marcie

Red Robin Gourmet Burgers

[BadNewsCentral]

@RedRobinBurgers We had a great time making it, especially with all the confused customers coming by to see what the heck we were doing!

[cocacolarules1969]

hey rob! what city was this in? i'm jonseing for red robin.

thanks!

rober (mensa calgary)

[BadNewsCentral]

@cocacolarules1969 Edmonton, there aren't any Red Robins in Calgary any more

[samisyosam]

Fatty wins the battle.

But loses the war.

[cocacolarules1969]

hey rob! what city was this in?  i'm jonseing for red robin.

thanks!

robert (mensa calgary)

[DivideBy57]

Well done goons.

[BadNewsCentral]

@baconismagic I was pretty sure I was gonna have to buy a new toilet after that weekend

[Brainstrain]

Maybe you'll get on Corner Gas.

[baconismagic]

@BadNewsCentral so will your toilet - give that dude a break, he can only eat so much