Star Trek VS Star Wars

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[marsh84722]

How do you suppose a ground army from Star Wars would fare against a Trek army wearing isolation suits? (the isolation suits from Star Trek Insurrection that made them invisible to people not wearing them)

[LivesForJihad]

@TheSplendidMrHaza22 The force is nothing more than a biological phenomenon of microscopic life forms that can be replicated by science.

It is this fact alone which scientifically makes the force possible for Star Trek characters. Just put some of Starfleet's finest doctors in a room, and they will replicate the force in no time at all.

Free hypospray injects of the force!

[armylngst]

*death of vader* Qui Gon is measuring midi chlorians while Q is watching in the distance. Qui Gon kinda shrugs as he sees that the stupid slave kid has none... (just moments before Qui Gon scans Little Orphan Ani (well..should have been)-- Q... *SNAP* "What midi chlorians?" Kid then dies in pod race...

[Idazmi7]

@FedoReds88 The clones killed them.

[Idazmi7]

@lebensraummetal Because you cannot live in peace knowing that someone is telling the truth of the matter, you insist that I am what I claim Mike Wong to be. No, he's the one who said any one-man starfighter from Star Wars could kill a Soverign battlecruiser from Star Trek in one hit from a blaster. I don't think that's right at all, for obvious reasons.

And you, my friend, are NOT a knee-deep situation. You are a puddle couple of centemeters deep.

[FedoReds88]

@Valvonite naa... there is much more beutiful girls in the jedi temple...

[lebensraummetal]

@Idazmi7 I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that you are unaware of the irony of the situation you seem to be knee-deep in.

[Idazmi7]

@BlackMasterRoshi Actually, I'm a pert of this argument because of Mike Wong, who is infinitely worse than me.

BTW, I don't seek to impress you or anyone else, I'm not your girlfriend. I seek to keep stupid, pathetic snobs from shitting on other's choices of entetainment through smear campaigns like Wongs.

[BlackMasterRoshi]

@Idazmi7 Not that I'm expecting much of you. No doubt all you'll take from that is the chance to reply with some form of "I know you are but what am I" or some other petty stock insult.

Maybe you'll even just immediately go on the defensive and act like i'm being an unwarranted aggressor, but dont worry about trying to browbeat me or even attempting to impress me.

The only chance someone like you has of impressing me is by admitting:

"Huh. You know, maybe I'm not being all I can be."

[BlackMasterRoshi]

@Idazmi7 Dude... just give it up.

I used to think most nerds of your calibre had grown out of being so pathetic, but I can see that you consistently do your best to the term "nerd" will forever be an insult.

Just go to your channel and look at all of your recent comments. Dont you think its time for a little self reflection? Does it feel good to honestly say that your behavior is that of an unlikable, condescending, pedantic, snob?

[Idazmi7]

@RectumShit Lame excuse is lame. And so is your name.

[Idazmi7]

@BlackMasterRoshi Oops,i was trying to reply to @RectumShit