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How to Undermine Yourself - Messiahs, Messiahs, they're everywhere. They're ten a penny and they want your money. They're not Messiahs they're just very naughty boys.
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A Conspiraloon™ Alliance AudioVisual Labs Production
http://conspiraloon.blogspot.com/
Music by Kelis
Lyrics by Jon Doy®
Vocals by Kindergarten Dalek™
Video by Muncher®
Sing it loud, sing it proud:
My Messiah is better than yours
A ray of light
From the stars
Damn right he's better than yours
He can speak truth
But he'd have to charge
My Messiah is better than yours
A ray of light
From the stars
Damn right he's better than yours
You can seek proof
But you won't get far
Ought'a follow him
Over here's the true belief
Just don't ask who he's working for
No pay no mind
It'll all be fine
Come the end times
La la-la la la
He's warnin' ya
Lala-lalala
Universe is falling
La la-la la la
He's warnin' ya
Lala-lalala
Alarm bells ringing
My Messiah's threats are better by far
And your life's
In danger more
Damn right they're better than yours
He can teach you
But he has to charge
My Messiah's threats are better by far
And your life's
In danger more
Damn right they're better than yours
He can teach you
But he has to charge
Please don't scorn it
But he doth beseech thee
He needs a cash advance
Yes he can be bought
You'll fall on his sword
Quite the work of art
La la-la la la
He's warnin' ya
Lala-lalala,
Your Messiah's foolin'
La la-la la la
He's warnin' ya
Lala-lalala
Muad-Dib is calling
My Messiah is purest by far
And his light
Is brighter than yours
Damn right it's brighter than yours
Let him preach you
For a minor charge
My Messiah is purest by far
And his light
Is brighter than yours
Damn right it's brighter than yours
Let him greet you
For a minor charge
They'll claim you've joined the fold
And when the tv says so
Farewell 'eccentric' charms
And hello broken halo
Just wait until the end
'Cos there are high up schemers
They trick with lies and spin
Your man's not heaven sent
La la-la la la
He's harmin' ya
Lala-lalala
Jeshua was a warning
La la-la la la
He's hurtin' ya
Lala-lalala
Shayler taught you nothing
My Messiah is so much better by far
His Afterlife
Is better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
He'll redeem you
But you might get charred
My Messiah is so much better by far
His Afterlife
Is better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
He'll redeem you
But you might get charred
http://conspiraloon.blogspot.com/2007/12/my-messiah-is-better-than-yours.html
oh they're trumps cards, missed those frames b4
stevesometimes 4 years ago
wars and rumours of wars, running out of water, two thirds of the sea turn to blood PLUS we are now inundated with false prophets
uh oh, must be armageddon time... ?!?1?
note to editor, would be good if pics were bigger and a little slower, icke and shayler i could only read cos i know them
stevesometimes 4 years ago
My ONE TRUE Messiah™ video is better than YOURS!!
IslaMI5t 4 years ago
big fukin lol!
muckletoon 4 years ago