The Royal Wedding Planner

http://MsFauntleroy.com Planning your royal wedding and not sure what telecom gear to use to connect your castle to the TV station for the global broadcast of your nuptials? More royal wedding planners choose the industry's leading Edge router: http://www.cisco.com/go/asr9000

Transcript: THE ROYAL WEDDING PLANNER
MS. FAUNTLEROY
In my line of work, there's no room for surprises.
NARRATOR
Constance Regina Fauntleroy. Royal Wedding Planner.
Some clientele forgive a minor customer service blunder. The monarchy -- not so much.
But it's tough to pull off a surprise-free wedding. So when it's time for the most romantic moment in a prince's life, I only trust the Cisco ASR 9000.
NARRATOR The Cisco ASR 9000 provides a princely resilient solution for connecting your castle to the TV network, limiting your wedding-day surprises to maybe a bitter ex-girlfriend, a court jester's off-color jokes, or a dragon.
So the next time your special day is broadcast to one-third of the world's population be sure to use the Cisco ASR 9000.
Because for your royal wedding, there's no room for surprises.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• royal wedding
• royal wedding planner
• prince william
• kate middleton
• royal
• will & kate
• wills
• kate
• prince
• princess
• modern monarchy
• Router
• Cisco
• modem
• VPN
• hub
• WiFi
• access point
• WAN
• bandwidth
• switches
• intranet
• wireless router
• WLAN
• IPv6

[letscheifbruh]

Oh and, why would the royal family pick Cisco products? Its not because it saved money, it's not because cisco has a special relationship with the UK and it regime, it is because the products are not pieces of shit. It is because Cisco products are reliable and they last for mulitple years.

[TechneeKel]

Cute! Or a dragon...hahaha 

[lovelplants]

wow what a stress to be a royal wedding planner i guess.. :) she's good

[mikkelmmm]

Best hope they splurged on the feature licenses.

[zooompilot]

As both a subject of her Brittanic Majesty the Queen of England and a Cisco SE...I am pleased by the Royal Family's impeccable taste in routers. Surely there is no better router to accomodate the high speed core aggregation needs of one's castle than the Cisco 9000. God save the Queen.

[jdia1943]

Add a touch of Magic and Romance with your own original Royal Wedding Song - Dreams Come True

[kanet0909]

Dragons too? Sweet...now I can take out those random Juniper bushes sprouting around my network, slay a dragon, and save the queen at the same time LOL

[MrLabrant]

It actually took me a full minute of disbelief and investigation to realize... IT'S NOT A SPOOF! Holy cow, this is a serious commercial..?

[DMLocrian]

How did this get ANY likes? I think it gave me cancer.

[mandababble]

My god. Not funny. It doesn't even make sense! What a turd.

[tringowashisnamo]

Limp. What witless marketing twink thought this was remotely clever or effective? Did anyone so much as crack a smile? Or like did you just sit there like me, dumbfounded and wondering why some Cisco employee sent you the link?