Stock Adviser (Via Britney)

My first album (without this song, but with lots of other good ones) is available at http://www.DFTBA.com. We're running low on stock though, you should should go get it while you can.

In which Hank lip syncs to a song Katherine sings but he wrote the words to even though the music was written by someone else and originally sung by Britney Spears.

Lyrics:

I met you in an office down on main street
you said you could make my future much more easy
all I had to do was give you access to my money
and you'd double it
double it baby

I never really understood the things that you would say
If we amortized deposits into my IRA
We could optimize my no-load fund with proceeds from my tax refund
we'd just begun
Just begun baby

Stock advisor Stock Ad Stock adviser your my stock adviser OH stock adviser OH you're my stock adviser baby

You you you are
you you you are
stock adviser you are my investment analyzer

I will tell you what I I
Just reali-i-ized
I will not reti-i-ire
until I'm eight fi-i-ive

(You) You lost my money
(You) This isn't funny
(You) That's right I trusted
(You) My stock advisor

I will tell you what I I
Just reali-i-ized
I will not reti-i-ire
until I'm eight fi-i-ive

(You) You said my future
(You) Would be secure
(You) That's right I trusted
(You) My stock advisor

You said stocks were always gonna go up
Now I look at you and it makes me want to throw up
You said there were risks out there but I could be a millionaire
just like you
just like you baby

Market Crash! Ever since then I've been drinkin'
And I can't determine what exactly I was thinkin'
Half of all my savings gone, bank accounts overdrawn
all for you
all for you baby
Stock advisor Stock Ad Stock adviser your my stock adviser OH stock adviser OH you're my stock adviser baby

You you you are
you you you are
stock adviser you are my investment analyzer

I will tell you what I I
Just reali-i-ized
I will not reti-i-ire
until I'm eight fi-i-ive

(You) You lost my money
(You) This isn't funny
(You) That's right I trusted
(You) My stock advisor

I will tell you what I I
Just reali-i-ized
I will not reti-i-ire
until I'm eight fi-i-ive

(You) You said my future
(You) Would be secure
(You) That's right I trusted
(You) My stock advisor

Stock advisor Stock Ad Stock adviser your my stock adviser OH stock adviser OH you're my stock adviser baby

Category:

Music

Tags:

• womanizer
• britney
• spears
• Pop
• Music
• Video

[pseudogenesis]

The Katherine sings better than Britney.

[NeapolitanSixth]

Did anybody else come here because they've never seen it before and Hank mentioned this video on hankschannel? 

[PyromaniacDelta]

So the Katherine is perfectly alright with being featured in a duet of Nerdfighter-like, but refuses to appear when she is singing a Britney Spears parady? From now on, I shall refer to her by The Katherine The Great, because nothing else can properly convey her level of awesome.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

Hank is having WAY to much fun!!! .... and is really comfortable doing the odd dance in front of his camera. ^_^ lol SO GREAT!!!

[zombieanimator00]

I love Katherine's voice. It's beautiful!

[musechick101]

Hank's sexy dancing is so funny

[Piiiglett]

I adore the Katherine's voice!

Yours too, Hank, when it's not attempting to sing this song.

Hank's dancing is freaking amazing, though.

[awesomeDJisme]

Hank seems WAY too comfortable doing the whole stripper-dance thing...

[cynthiayl12]

I was singing this in the shower, and when I came out, my family was pretty confused.

[mthsbandrocks]

It's the bullet proof hoodie. XD

[iamacatspy]

@MedorikoPhoenix Yeah. I saw after I posted the comment, but thanks :)

[MedorikoPhoenix]

@iamacatspy I didn't know either. But if you look at the tags, it says "Womanizer."