Stephen Lynch - Grandfather [Instrumental Cover]

Feel free to sing along! :)

This is my instrumental cover of Stephen Lynch's song, "Grandfather" from his CD, "Superhero" (2002).

Lyrics:
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When Grandfather dies, life will be strange
When Grandfather dies, my whole world will change
When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell
'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell...

So Grandfather die, don't keep me in suspense
Oh, Grandfather cough... up that inheritance
So Grandfather don't hold on another day
I love you to death... but I gots bills to pay

A stroke would be nice, disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll party with heff, I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug that machine?...

Oh, Grandfather die before the Fiscal Year
Oh, Grandfather I wish Kevorkian were here
Oh, Grandfather fly, just take your final bow
Grandfather die, family hates you anyhow...

For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun
Your Social Security Number is 1
You're deaf, dumb and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
You're so old your penis has varicose veins
Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa? Why must you fight?
You old motherfucker, just walk toward the Goddamn light!
Walk towards the light, old man
Walk towards the light, old man...

It's all over now; my grandad is dead
A mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head
Before I collect a small oversight
But everything should work out all right
I'll start working on my grandma tonight...

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• Stephen
• Lynch
• Fan
• Instrumental
• Cover
• Music
• Grandfather

[Natyynka]

Thanks!!

[CraigChrist999]

I'm so happy

[zrocker20]

kick ass

[Kurrisan]

hey man great i can play this now! you think you could do a superheros video?

[mokina89]

Love it!