The Monsantogician

Monsanto's all new youth outreach program designed to educate and intrigue the next generation of scientists through the wonder of magic and deception.

Get it while it's hot!

Featuring Andrew Delman, Benny 'Thrills' Wills, and Paige Rabiej as Soya.
Videographer - Michael Kostelnik
Monsanto Consultant - Kevin Kostelnik
Editor - Nik Kazoura

Craft services provided my Michelob Ultra.

• Category

  Comedy

[lrshiver3]

Remember, Monsanto made Agent Orange, and now they are making deadly crops. I guess there are new batches of people to kill.........

[hummingbirdhoneybear]

I do grow my own food, you stupid fuck. Now, shut up and go eat some more gmo frankenfood & get another dose of propaganda from your tv. zip heads like you amaze me...

[jane Jones]

who gives a rats ass about yield you mindless douche bag! GMO's are against GODS ways and designed to kill people off !

[jane Jones]

this is some funny stuff! ILMAO!

[TheMightyPooh420]

You really need to do some research.

[wogdoggy]

organic food does not yield better doofus..

[wogdoggy]

logistics are a bitch ..lol..dumbass

[TheMightyPooh420]

NO moron, I did not vote for that sad puppet. Yes, corn is highly subsidized for ethanol production. Are you in Africa? You have no idea why Africa is the way it is. I'll tell you though. It's because the governments that are there don't let the farmers farm most of the usable land. Do the research man, you babble a lot when you have no idea what you are talking about. As to walmart throwing food away, the point is there is far more food than needed to feed the entire population 3 times over.smh

[wogdoggy]

oh dont answer..u must be an obama voter as well..well FU.corn plant population is over 30,000 plants per acre.the sunlight doesnt even hit the ground in a field that populated the world adds 200 hungry mouths every second.sure walmart throws out food whats your freaking point? there are no walmarts in starving african colonies.if you eliminate ethanol we may stand a chance.if not a back to back drought will reduce world grain supplies drastically..go hug a tree.lol

[TheMightyPooh420]

There is many times the amount of food available in the world than is needed to feed everyone. Most of it rots on shelves because there is so much and greedy people refuse to help those in need. Walk into any damn grocery store and use your eyes to see it for yourself. More than enough for everyone. Walmart alone throws away literally tons of good food every day.

[TheMightyPooh420]

Wow the moronic things people say. The truth is, organic growing produces more and better quality food then non organic. It's sad that you, like millions of others believe the lies propagated by people with evil agendas. You are clueless. By the way monsanto pushes crops that are toxic. Scientific studies are proving that now. Go do just a little research, you look like an ass blathering like you do. Don't answer, just fucking research.

[iAwoke777]

2:04 hehehe