They've Autotuned the Soul Out of You

Written and performed by Jock Jenkins
Copyright 2011 Jock Jenkins: All rights reserved
All songs recorded using pitch correction machines should say so on the wrapper. There should be an announcement on the radio or TV each time, "This song contains vocals which have been artificially pitch corrected."
You can hear the record company bosses laughing to themselves, "It doesn't matter if they can't sing - we'll just autotune them and the people buy the records anyway."
If it's not stopped they'll be using autotune at the opera someday.

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[CurtisMateer]

You are dead right there Jock but answer me this please: Do you believe in life after love?

[anonplace]

@CurtisMateer

I believe in life after plastic surgery.

I'm going for an hair transplant myself over the holidays. There's a clinic in Thailand which is going to give me a full afro for a thousand bucks.

[SubstituteForTalent]

Great song.

[dmio2]

clever tune. nicely done.

[Oswlek]

I installed autotune into my vocal chords. 

[eighthavenue]

Lip sinked auto-tuned crap. Pretty people that can't sing. Give me Janis Joplin anyday. Awesome subject and song Jock!

[dannyknapp]

@anonplace dude, you would rock an afro ! dead serious and semi-sober

[dannyknapp]

true, very true. I still love Ozzy though, autotune effects and all. I have a friend who worked at a local coliseum, they had a whole board dedicated to his vocals during performance in Bloomington, IL !

[UncleVRoy]

wow soulful!!

[Johnfern99]

Love it! I hate auto-tuning. It's a sad commentary on how low the music making process can sink. Original artists with real talent such as yourself are getting hard to find.