Shakma Hates Doors

Hates 'em as much as Samurai Cop hates death merchants with secret swiss bank accounts.

From one of the greatest "Baboon goes crazy and kills a bunch of d&d nerds in a hospital" movies ever made, SHAKMAAAAAAAAAA....AAAAAAAAH!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• shakma
• killer
• baboon
• roddy
• macdowell
• montage
• doors

[Boonehams]

0:39 - Oh man.... He just dropped a deuce in front of the door.

Also -- and I really hate pointing this out -- but Shakma is swinging some pipe there. Based on his "excitement" level (if you get my meaning... and I think you do), I'd say they riled him up with hormones and pheromones to get that performance.

[SJCM]

Good god, you're right about the "pipe" hah. I'm happy to say i've never noticed that before.

You're probably right about the hormones/pheromones....Surely that violates some sort of animal safety regulations though...He's headbutting those doors pretty hard.

Ah, who am i kidding? Shakma feels no pain.

[Poohell666]

okay that was terrifying!!!!

[SJCM]

He is a scary little bastard isn't he?

I always wonder they got him to act so mental....cattle prod maybe?

[Budo99]

I'd mock, but I'm like this when I forget my house keys too.

[fcolome]

0:39 fire in the hole!

[MrBigYum]

OMG! THIS THING CAME TO MY MOTHER'S DOOR THE OTHER DAY!!

IT SAID IT HAD THE WRONG APARTMENT, BUT IT STILL WANTED TO GET IN!!

IT KEPT TRYING ITS KEY, AND YELLING, I KNOW you ain't call ME no UGLY!! OH NO YOU DIDN'T, SUCKA! Uh uhh! Mm Mmm!!"

And I made the hugest mistake of my entire life. I said, "Well, you ARE ugly.."

Now, i'm on the blacklist.. (Yes, is was THAT easy.

[KennethHasUTubeCams2]

OMG! THAT loaner GUY THEY HATE WAS RIGHT!

AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE!

SHAKMA!! AAAAAHHHH!!!! -_-

[asi8878]

Hahahah wie er sein kopf gegen die Tür schlägt ,, omg

[shortinos]

yo fuck that door.

[Teardropmoonshine]

@SJCM I was actually in a class with Tom Logan, the director, and he told us that this is how baboons are, and that eyebrow thing isnt made up. All of his temper tantrums were natural to the monkey. Actually one scene in the movie was the monkey running twoards the director and almost killed him. Luckily, he ducked. ANyway, its scary that they didnt use anything to get the monkey this way. Without special bolted doors, the monkey could tear down that door in seconds.Scary, huh?

[MrPetezajot]

what a great movie!!!! I saw it when I was like 5, and loved it, I'll allways remember that screaming sound when shakma was attacking doors.

[adirtypoostick]

How the fuck am I suppose to sleep tonight? First Jehova's witnesses and now this?