a song i produced and wrote.
performed by phillip and myself.
for my sister's 18th birthday.
yay!
LYRICS
JOHN: oh snap!
PHILLIP: yayuh!
J: it's your birthday!
P: better believe it's your birthday
J: happy birthday, jamie.
P: yeah, happy birthday.
J: haha! new school happy birthday song, let's go!
(first verse)
P: happy birthday, jamie. here's our gift to you
we're only doing this cuz we couldnt afford shoes (J: yeah)
J: it's your 18th birthday and you know this much is true
you mustve sneezed big, the way God has blessed you (P: gazuntite[?])
P: march 1st '91 is your date of birth (J: DOB!)
aka the day you were welcomed to this earth (J: earth)
J: one and only girl: that's what you are
cuz this debut, dont plan on getting a car
P: this is your day and you know we'll make it happen
remember when you fell and your left arm went snappin' (J: crack!)
J: dont forget your contract: "NO BOYFRIEND 'TIL YOUR THIRTY"
if dad recalls, he'll be sure to make him hurt-y (P: punch him in the face!)
P: i drank to much water and now i gotta go (J: urinate!)
J: but enough about him, because this is your show
P: it's your 18th birthday and we musnt forget
J: after this song you wont ask if your party's crackin yet. (p: woo!)
(chorus)
J: make a wish (J: ugh)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
P: blow out your candles (J: woo!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
J: eat your cake (J: eat your what?!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
P: open your presents (J: haha!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
J: haha! let's take it to the second verse!
J: jamie youre talented if you didnt know yet
if you were a race horse, i'd know where to place my bet (P: what!)
P: youre intelligent, you can sing, and now you can dance (J: bailar)
i looked in your closet and found brightly colored pants (J: pantalones!)
J: you started your senior year winning homecoming queen
now you an adult, but you look like you're 13 (P: it's true.)
P: but all jokes aside, you're one cool gal (J: girl)
one of the most fashionable of all of so cal (J: westside!)
J: determination, hard work, and drive is essential
but there aint no doubt you'll surpass your max potential (P: get em!)
P: there's no predicting how successful you'll be
p: or the day when you grow enough to reach 5'3" (J: youre short!)
J: no more bottles, or diapers, or learning how to crawl (P: yeyuh!)
P: just chillin' with friends and shopping at the mall (J: shoppin')
J: so just kick back, relax, and have a real good time (P: party!)
P: but you're only 18, so stay away from the wine (J: woo!)
(chorus)
(bridge)
J: i hope you enjoy your very special day
and i hope this contributed in some kind of way
this is your brother and all i wanna say
is "i love you, lil sis. have a happy birthday!"
(chorus)
J: yeah!
P: yup! 18
J: 1-8
P: yes. that's--that's a double digit number, yeah
J: dieciocho
P: yeah, that's 2 away from 20
J: ugh
P: 3 away from 21
J: 16 plus 2...
P: ...is 18
J: ugh
P: yeah, ugh
J: yeah. happy birthday from me. i'm john.
P: and i'm phillip, so happy birthday from me too
J: and, uh, claudia said happy birthday too, but her--her rhymes are too wicked for this rap
P: ohhh so scared of those rhymes
J&P: (random grunting)
J: happy birthday
P: yeah, happy birthday
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The Best Birthday Songsby VITAMO01139,378 views
man my birthday is march 1st
harolo1999 2 years ago
Awesome
FredDwashere 3 years ago
nice!
dancingkhai 3 years ago
haha. so legit!
SDEEZ1234 3 years ago
dang. that was dope. lol now imma have this stuck in my head for the rest of the week. haha
jehpree 3 years ago
how sweet that you made this for your sister haha. i hope she liked it!
smallyyc 3 years ago