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so im in 8th grade and a drug sniffer dog came in my classroom and my friend was like hold my bud foo! and i was like give it to me and i went to the bathroom, and those dog cant sniff so yeah, win win! we smoked that shit up and got faded at lunch
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can i smoke wit u some time
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Once we were passing the bong in the bust at recess one time and the school cop just came around the corner, so we dropped our shit and just legged it back over to school. So we went to go back for it an hour or so later thinking 'Hmm he won't come back, he's to stupid'. Guess who the fuck comes cruising around the corner? School cop gets out of his car starts chasing us. We wanted to blaze so we ran further in the bush and finished our sesh when he got tired of chasing or stoned asses.
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@pupipawd yes... so much yes
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Love your yellow teeth Mr. Retard WEED hehehe
Vghost...still WINS!
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i was smoking behind school and the cops pulled up so i throw it and run and he yells come here from his car and im like ya and hes like you cant park here so i just moved my car, haha i was scared.
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I bet that cop went home and watched some FLuffeTalks
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i have your mug.....
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I got stopped for limping home the other night at 3am.....they stopped and shone their flashlights in my fase, "are you drunk madam, what drugs are you on? stop turning away from us" I turned away cuz their shining a fucking light in my eyes......i had a sprained ankle which is why oi was limping, explained this to them, and they didnt even give me a ride home...bastards
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I feel as stoners we all have a certain bond thats unbreakable and beautiful. :D
yesterday we were passing a bong around in some random abandoned parking lot in my car bumping music way too hella loud. i cop came around the corner shined his flashlight on us so i rolled down my window. as smoke rolled out he walked up to my car leaned on the door. looked around at are baked asses and asked... have you guys seen a girl walking around in a white shirt ?. no. we said. he walked away. we cried in joy and drove far. far away. never to return.
foxwright 6 months ago 100
Fluffee from the future sent me here!
theshinyredballoon 4 months ago 45