alan partridge on farming

alan partridge interviewing peter baxendale-thomas of the norfolk farmers' union, on the subject of intensive farming. "you could talk the hind legs off a donkey! um, but your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the chemicals you put in their, er, chips."

from the genius "i'm alan partridge" \o/

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  Comedy

[Invesigator]

Two great British comedians.

[666deadman1988]

Steve Coogan and Chris Morris, two of my all-time comedy heroes.

[numbpull]

check out the real Alan Partridge BBC Essex Wally Webb

[FakePlasticJames]

I've seen the big eared boys on farms.

[ShroudedFury]

It's sad but i can see myself retaliating in the exact same way that Alan does when that guy insults his personal life.

Sometimes it's hard to put aside bitterness and let people talk to you like crap, you just feel the revenge burning lol.

[EdJClarke]

You are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth

[ELPaso1990TX]

20 ft high chickens hidden in barns lol!

[HairyBearism]

I'll tell you what, you farmers, you don't like outsiders do you? Like to stick to your own. I've seen the big eared boys on farms. If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

[DuderinoDeux]

BUT LET'S GET TO THE REAL ISSUE - HORSE LASAGNE!

[Johan Ebersson]

"You feed beef burgers to swans" haha so fucking funny!

[279atcardiff]

If you think that was offensive, don't watch Miranda.

[cliveholloway]

If you're in an English speaking country, this is called grammar.