How to Swim Without Getting Wet

http://www.MrForthright.com If you are like most people, you'd love nothing more than to be able to swim without having to get wet. Here Mr. Forthright explains how to stay dry while underwater. It isn't easy, but it is worth it.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Swimming
• Freestyle
• Breaststroke
• Butterfly
• Backstroke
• Doggie
• Paddle
• Pool
• Sport
• Diving
• Underwater
• Water
• How-to
• humor
• waterpolo
• Swimming (sport)
• Freestyle Swimming
• Butterfly Stroke
• Dolphin
• Shark

[jesusmetal92107]

could you be my grandpa?

[MisterForthright]

@jesusmetal92107 Are you Jesus? If so, that would mean God is your Dad. And if God is your Dad, that would mean you want me to be God's Dad. I accept your offer, Jesus. However, if you are Hispanic and your name is pronounced Hay-Zues, I can't be your Grandpa because I don't like burritos.

[ragingkittai]

I heard about this channel from two completely separate sources in a day. That and the videos being quite entertaining make me feel like this is viral. The view count always takes me by surprise. How are you not famous yet?!

[jesusmetal92107]

@MisterForthright i am not jesus. i am jesusmetal. i am a piece of metal that looks like jesus. i would be asking you to be the grandfather of a piece of metal, which would probably make you the ore.

[DDRsensation]

WAIIIIIT don't light your couch on fire!

[hmmmidunno4]

I know what just happened Mr. Forthright...you became my new favorite person

[Kabhaq]

"melt dry ice, makes dry water. swim in that."

Please excuse me while i laugh my ass off.

[DDRsensation]

Light my couch on fire

Make sushi.

[edmonjel]

@ragingkittai agreed -- me too.

[LovelyK1m]

@jesusmetal92107 I agree with this comment completely.

[MissTritium]

I knew that home laminator kit would come in handy one day!