Powerthirst 3: COLLEGE EDITION

HOW TO GET INTO COLLEGE:

HEY! DO YOU WANNA BE SO PREPARED?

TRY JUNIOR SEMINAR! A CLASS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF PREPAREDNESS!

WITH ALL-NEW ASSIGNMENTS LIKE GLADIATORIAL ESSAY WRITING: ITS LIKE ADDING A CAGE FIGHT TO AN AMERICAN STUDIES ESSAY!

SOUND THE ALARM, YOUR GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLY PREPARED!

WHATS THAT? YOU WANT A COMMON-APP? HOW BOUT AN UNCOMMON-APP!
NOW MADE WITH A TOUCHING PERSONAL STATEMENT! REAL TEARS!

APPLICATIONS! (AGHHHH!) YOULL BE GOOD AT THEM! JUNIOR SEMINAR IS A CLASS FOR COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS! COLLEGUDENTS! OR COLLEGE STUDENTS!

THIS ISNT A SERIOUS VIDEO! ITS A PROMOTIONAL VIDEO! PAY ATTENTION!

ACADEMICS! ARTS! ACADEMICS! ARTS!

SCIENCE CLASSES! ENGLISH CLASSES! HONORS CLASSES! CHOIR! MORE CLASSES THAN YOUR SCHEDULE HAS ROOM FOR!

YOULL BE SO PREPARED THAT YOUR COLLEGE COUNSELOR WILL BE LIKE SLOOOOOW DOWN AND YOULL BE LIKE NO! AND GIVE EM LIKE 7 APPLICATIONS IN ONE DAY!

YOULL BE SO PREPARED! READY! (AGHHHH!) JUST BEING ACCEPTED ALL THE TIME!

COLLEGE-COUNSELING! COLLEGE-BOARD! COLLEGE-APPS! COLLEGE-REPS! COLLEGE-INTERVIEWS! COLLEGE-ACCEPTANCE! COLLEGE-STUFF!

SCHOLARSHIPS! YOULL HAVE SO MANY SCHOLARSHIPS! 400 SCHOLARSHIPS!
GET A HIGH SCORE ON THE ACT AND AND YOULL GO FOR FREE! OR AT LEAST AT DISCOUNT PRICE!

SENIORS! SOON YOULL BE SENIORS! AND SIT IN THE CORNER FOR SENIORS! AND GRADUATE AS SENIORS! UNLESS YOU STOP CARING DUE TO SENIORITIS! AND GET DEPORTED TO KENYA!

HEY! GO WITH THE SURE THING! DONT GAMBLE ON YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATIONS!
ACCEPTED! PAY (AGHH!) ATTENTION ( AGHHH!) IN JUNIOR SEMINAR! OR ELSE!

-Thanks for watching!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• POWERTHIRST
• COLLEGE
• EDITION
• ADMISSION
• funny
• lol
• rofl
• lmao

[Jrage12]

i can"t stand when people try to do there own takes on other peoples material and make fucking stupid shit like this

[JeremyComan]

Huh, it's a wonder then how parodies are made...

[diarmuidoconnor]

is dat the guy from the inbetweeners at 0:33

[JeremyComan]

@diarmuidoconnor

nope just me and my friend

[TheDSil]

Better than most Powerthirst ripoffs.

[misterpers0n]

I got senior-itis, and was deported back to Kenya.

[OMGWTFBBQ62]

wtf??? 0.o

[humblewarrior34]

Nice! That was probably the best Parody yet.

[tipsymcstagr7]

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[MediaManEXE]

. . .well shit. I want to write a Gladiatorial Essay too

[HaggardKing]

@pastasauce516 also theres brawndo. basically powerthirst, but real.

[Kanashima101]

out of all the parodies ive seen this is decently funny

[pastasauce516]

@JeremyComan powerthirst is a parody of energy drinks. making a parody of a parody is just in bad taste

[700trucker]

i liked preparedness :D